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Posts : 241 Join date : 2010-07-19 Age : 32 Location : California
| Subject: Re: [Game] The Eternal story. Tue Aug 10, 2010 9:13 pm | |
| The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles in Los Angeles. After drinking german blood he realized that Germans taste awful. He spit his son on his snowboarding clothes. After he jumped from a cliff and saw a flying carpet, he almost shit on CaoCao's wife and fainted.
When he claimed his shit, he knew that was not what he wanted. So then he kicked a kid all the way to London, when he arrived in England he had the feeling God was cursing his mom. He knew that his destiny was yet to be decided.
Although beans attacked like crazy, Xin Zhao cried, "Never! You shall dance for glory." Meanwhile London exploded from a giant fart that was coming from The Queen of China. She was eating blue cheese while taking drugs from Pakistan.
The Turbo Snail heard about it and he decided to street race with Vin Diesel to win Angelina Jolie's heart and marry her. After The great warrior of shu saw this event he brushed his teeth with a toilet brush. So he got his dogs to attack CaoCao's stairs and rape trees. CaoCao knew it, so he ordered five giraffes to kill his mother. His mother survived by using a ninja's Katana and a pair of socks. Xin Zhao expected his army to go play poker and get drunk. Meanwhile a giant can o' beer appeared in Disney Land and Mickey Mouse pissed on Goofy. Lu Bu was impressed, therefor he blew the candles off the table. Furion is an awesome clown pervert and is hot. CaoCao then hired a ninja monkey to open widely his mouth and scream "HALLELUJAH!". An elephant kicked a banana to CaoCao`s sister and it hit... | |
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| Subject: Re: [Game] The Eternal story. Tue Aug 10, 2010 9:23 pm | |
| The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles in Los Angeles. After drinking german blood he realized that Germans taste awful. He spit his son on his snowboarding clothes. After he jumped from a cliff and saw a flying carpet, he almost shit on CaoCao's wife and fainted.
When he claimed his shit, he knew that was not what he wanted. So then he kicked a kid all the way to London, when he arrived in England he had the feeling God was cursing his mom. He knew that his destiny was yet to be decided.
Although beans attacked like crazy, Xin Zhao cried, "Never! You shall dance for glory." Meanwhile London exploded from a giant fart that was coming from The Queen of China. She was eating blue cheese while taking drugs from Pakistan.
The Turbo Snail heard about it and he decided to street race with Vin Diesel to win Angelina Jolie's heart and marry her. After The great warrior of shu saw this event he brushed his teeth with a toilet brush. So he got his dogs to attack CaoCao's stairs and rape trees. CaoCao knew it, so he ordered five giraffes to kill his mother. His mother survived by using a ninja's Katana and a pair of socks. Xin Zhao expected his army to go play poker and get drunk. Meanwhile a giant can o' beer appeared in Disney Land and Mickey Mouse pissed on Goofy. Lu Bu was impressed, therefor he blew the candles off the table. Furion is an awesome clown pervert and is hot. CaoCao then hired a ninja monkey to open widely his mouth and scream "HALLELUJAH!". An elephant kicked a banana to CaoCao`s sister and it hit her cat. |
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Posts : 241 Join date : 2010-07-19 Age : 32 Location : California
| Subject: Re: [Game] The Eternal story. Tue Aug 10, 2010 9:32 pm | |
| The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles in Los Angeles. After drinking german blood he realized that Germans taste awful. He spit his son on his snowboarding clothes. After he jumped from a cliff and saw a flying carpet, he almost shit on CaoCao's wife and fainted.
When he claimed his shit, he knew that was not what he wanted. So then he kicked a kid all the way to London, when he arrived in England he had the feeling God was cursing his mom. He knew that his destiny was yet to be decided.
Although beans attacked like crazy, Xin Zhao cried, "Never! You shall dance for glory." Meanwhile London exploded from a giant fart that was coming from The Queen of China. She was eating blue cheese while taking drugs from Pakistan.
The Turbo Snail heard about it and he decided to street race with Vin Diesel to win Angelina Jolie's heart and marry her. After The great warrior of shu saw this event he brushed his teeth with a toilet brush. So he got his dogs to attack CaoCao's stairs and rape trees. CaoCao knew it, so he ordered five giraffes to kill his mother. His mother survived by using a ninja's Katana and a pair of socks. Xin Zhao expected his army to go play poker and get drunk. Meanwhile a giant can o' beer appeared in Disney Land and Mickey Mouse pissed on Goofy. Lu Bu was impressed, therefor he blew the candles off the table. Furion is an awesome clown pervert and is hot. CaoCao then hired a ninja monkey to open widely his mouth and scream "HALLELUJAH!". An elephant kicked a banana to CaoCao`s sister and it hit her cat.
Chuck Norris... | |
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| Subject: Re: [Game] The Eternal story. Tue Aug 10, 2010 9:33 pm | |
| The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles in Los Angeles. After drinking german blood he realized that Germans taste awful. He spit his son on his snowboarding clothes. After he jumped from a cliff and saw a flying carpet, he almost shit on CaoCao's wife and fainted.
When he claimed his shit, he knew that was not what he wanted. So then he kicked a kid all the way to London, when he arrived in England he had the feeling God was cursing his mom. He knew that his destiny was yet to be decided.
Although beans attacked like crazy, Xin Zhao cried, "Never! You shall dance for glory." Meanwhile London exploded from a giant fart that was coming from The Queen of China. She was eating blue cheese while taking drugs from Pakistan.
The Turbo Snail heard about it and he decided to street race with Vin Diesel to win Angelina Jolie's heart and marry her. After The great warrior of shu saw this event he brushed his teeth with a toilet brush. So he got his dogs to attack CaoCao's stairs and rape trees. CaoCao knew it, so he ordered five giraffes to kill his mother. His mother survived by using a ninja's Katana and a pair of socks. Xin Zhao expected his army to go play poker and get drunk. Meanwhile a giant can o' beer appeared in Disney Land and Mickey Mouse pissed on Goofy. Lu Bu was impressed, therefor he blew the candles off the table. Furion is an awesome clown pervert and is hot. CaoCao then hired a ninja monkey to open widely his mouth and scream "HALLELUJAH!". An elephant kicked a banana to CaoCao`s sister and it hit her cat.
Chuck Norris was fighting......
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Posts : 241 Join date : 2010-07-19 Age : 32 Location : California
| Subject: Re: [Game] The Eternal story. Tue Aug 10, 2010 9:39 pm | |
| The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles in Los Angeles. After drinking german blood he realized that Germans taste awful. He spit his son on his snowboarding clothes. After he jumped from a cliff and saw a flying carpet, he almost shit on CaoCao's wife and fainted.
When he claimed his shit, he knew that was not what he wanted. So then he kicked a kid all the way to London, when he arrived in England he had the feeling God was cursing his mom. He knew that his destiny was yet to be decided.
Although beans attacked like crazy, Xin Zhao cried, "Never! You shall dance for glory." Meanwhile London exploded from a giant fart that was coming from The Queen of China. She was eating blue cheese while taking drugs from Pakistan.
The Turbo Snail heard about it and he decided to street race with Vin Diesel to win Angelina Jolie's heart and marry her. After The great warrior of shu saw this event he brushed his teeth with a toilet brush. So he got his dogs to attack CaoCao's stairs and rape trees. CaoCao knew it, so he ordered five giraffes to kill his mother. His mother survived by using a ninja's Katana and a pair of socks. Xin Zhao expected his army to go play poker and get drunk. Meanwhile a giant can o' beer appeared in Disney Land and Mickey Mouse pissed on Goofy. Lu Bu was impressed, therefor he blew the candles off the table. Furion is an awesome clown pervert and is hot. CaoCao then hired a ninja monkey to open widely his mouth and scream "HALLELUJAH!". An elephant kicked a banana to CaoCao`s sister and it hit her cat.
Chuck Norris was fighting against CaoCao's | |
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| Subject: Re: [Game] The Eternal story. Tue Aug 10, 2010 10:12 pm | |
| The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles in Los Angeles. After drinking german blood he realized that Germans taste awful. He spit his son on his snowboarding clothes. After he jumped from a cliff and saw a flying carpet, he almost shit on CaoCao's wife and fainted.
When he claimed his shit, he knew that was not what he wanted. So then he kicked a kid all the way to London, when he arrived in England he had the feeling God was cursing his mom. He knew that his destiny was yet to be decided.
Although beans attacked like crazy, Xin Zhao cried, "Never! You shall dance for glory." Meanwhile London exploded from a giant fart that was coming from The Queen of China. She was eating blue cheese while taking drugs from Pakistan.
The Turbo Snail heard about it and he decided to street race with Vin Diesel to win Angelina Jolie's heart and marry her. After The great warrior of shu saw this event he brushed his teeth with a toilet brush. So he got his dogs to attack CaoCao's stairs and rape trees. CaoCao knew it, so he ordered five giraffes to kill his mother. His mother survived by using a ninja's Katana and a pair of socks. Xin Zhao expected his army to go play poker and get drunk. Meanwhile a giant can o' beer appeared in Disney Land and Mickey Mouse pissed on Goofy. Lu Bu was impressed, therefor he blew the candles off the table. Furion is an awesome clown pervert and is hot. CaoCao then hired a ninja monkey to open widely his mouth and scream "HALLELUJAH!". An elephant kicked a banana to CaoCao`s sister and it hit her cat.
Chuck Norris was fighting against CaoCao's grandmother | |
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| Subject: Re: [Game] The Eternal story. Tue Aug 10, 2010 10:44 pm | |
| would like to poke crocodiles in Los Angeles. After drinking german blood he realized that Germans taste awful. He spit his son on his snowboarding clothes. After he jumped from a cliff and saw a flying carpet, he almost shit on CaoCao's wife and fainted.
When he claimed his shit, he knew that was not what he wanted. So then he kicked a kid all the way to London, when he arrived in England he had the feeling God was cursing his mom. He knew that his destiny was yet to be decided.
Although beans attacked like crazy, Xin Zhao cried, "Never! You shall dance for glory." Meanwhile London exploded from a giant fart that was coming from The Queen of China. She was eating blue cheese while taking drugs from Pakistan.
The Turbo Snail heard about it and he decided to street race with Vin Diesel to win Angelina Jolie's heart and marry her. After The great warrior of shu saw this event he brushed his teeth with a toilet brush. So he got his dogs to attack CaoCao's stairs and rape trees. CaoCao knew it, so he ordered five giraffes to kill his mother. His mother survived by using a ninja's Katana and a pair of socks. Xin Zhao expected his army to go play poker and get drunk. Meanwhile a giant can o' beer appeared in Disney Land and Mickey Mouse pissed on Goofy. Lu Bu was impressed, therefor he blew the candles off the table. Furion is an awesome clown pervert and is hot. CaoCao then hired a ninja monkey to open widely his mouth and scream "HALLELUJAH!". An elephant kicked a banana to CaoCao`s sister and it hit her cat.
Chuck Norris was fighting against CaoCao's grandmother and eating .... |
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| Subject: Re: [Game] The Eternal story. Wed Aug 11, 2010 1:43 am | |
| would like to poke crocodiles in Los Angeles. After drinking german blood he realized that Germans taste awful. He spit his son on his snowboarding clothes. After he jumped from a cliff and saw a flying carpet, he almost shit on CaoCao's wife and fainted.
When he claimed his shit, he knew that was not what he wanted. So then he kicked a kid all the way to London, when he arrived in England he had the feeling God was cursing his mom. He knew that his destiny was yet to be decided.
Although beans attacked like crazy, Xin Zhao cried, "Never! You shall dance for glory." Meanwhile London exploded from a giant fart that was coming from The Queen of China. She was eating blue cheese while taking drugs from Pakistan.
The Turbo Snail heard about it and he decided to street race with Vin Diesel to win Angelina Jolie's heart and marry her. After The great warrior of shu saw this event he brushed his teeth with a toilet brush. So he got his dogs to attack CaoCao's stairs and rape trees. CaoCao knew it, so he ordered five giraffes to kill his mother. His mother survived by using a ninja's Katana and a pair of socks. Xin Zhao expected his army to go play poker and get drunk. Meanwhile a giant can o' beer appeared in Disney Land and Mickey Mouse pissed on Goofy. Lu Bu was impressed, therefor he blew the candles off the table. Furion is an awesome clown pervert and is hot. CaoCao then hired a ninja monkey to open widely his mouth and scream "HALLELUJAH!". An elephant kicked a banana to CaoCao`s sister and it hit her cat.
Chuck Norris was fighting against CaoCao's grandmother and eating her leg. ...
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| Subject: Re: [Game] The Eternal story. Wed Aug 11, 2010 2:03 am | |
| The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles in Los Angeles. After drinking german blood he realized that Germans taste awful. He spit his son on his snowboarding clothes. After he jumped from a cliff and saw a flying carpet, he almost shit on CaoCao's wife and fainted.
When he claimed his shit, he knew that was not what he wanted. So then he kicked a kid all the way to London, when he arrived in England he had the feeling God was cursing his mom. He knew that his destiny was yet to be decided.
Although beans attacked like crazy, Xin Zhao cried, "Never! You shall dance for glory." Meanwhile London exploded from a giant fart that was coming from The Queen of China. She was eating blue cheese while taking drugs from Pakistan.
The Turbo Snail heard about it and he decided to street race with Vin Diesel to win Angelina Jolie's heart and marry her. After The great warrior of shu saw this event he brushed his teeth with a toilet brush. So he got his dogs to attack CaoCao's stairs and rape trees. CaoCao knew it, so he ordered five giraffes to kill his mother. His mother survived by using a ninja's Katana and a pair of socks. Xin Zhao expected his army to go play poker and get drunk. Meanwhile a giant can o' beer appeared in Disney Land and Mickey Mouse pissed on Goofy. Lu Bu was impressed, therefor he blew the candles off the table. Furion is an awesome clown pervert and is hot. CaoCao then hired a ninja monkey to open widely his mouth and scream "HALLELUJAH!". An elephant kicked a banana to CaoCao`s sister and it hit her cat.
Chuck Norris was fighting against CaoCao's grandmother and eating her leg. CaoCao's
Chuck Norris is a cannibal! | |
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| Subject: Re: [Game] The Eternal story. Wed Aug 11, 2010 2:39 am | |
| The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles in Los Angeles. After drinking german blood he realized that Germans taste awful. He spit his son on his snowboarding clothes. After he jumped from a cliff and saw a flying carpet, he almost shit on CaoCao's wife and fainted.
When he claimed his shit, he knew that was not what he wanted. So then he kicked a kid all the way to London, when he arrived in England he had the feeling God was cursing his mom. He knew that his destiny was yet to be decided.
Although beans attacked like crazy, Xin Zhao cried, "Never! You shall dance for glory." Meanwhile London exploded from a giant fart that was coming from The Queen of China. She was eating blue cheese while taking drugs from Pakistan.
The Turbo Snail heard about it and he decided to street race with Vin Diesel to win Angelina Jolie's heart and marry her. After The great warrior of shu saw this event he brushed his teeth with a toilet brush. So he got his dogs to attack CaoCao's stairs and rape trees. CaoCao knew it, so he ordered five giraffes to kill his mother. His mother survived by using a ninja's Katana and a pair of socks. Xin Zhao expected his army to go play poker and get drunk. Meanwhile a giant can o' beer appeared in Disney Land and Mickey Mouse pissed on Goofy. Lu Bu was impressed, therefor he blew the candles off the table. Furion is an awesome clown pervert and is hot. CaoCao then hired a ninja monkey to open widely his mouth and scream "HALLELUJAH!". An elephant kicked a banana to CaoCao`s sister and it hit her cat.
Chuck Norris was fighting against CaoCao's grandmother and eating her leg. CaoCao's friend
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| Subject: Re: [Game] The Eternal story. Wed Aug 11, 2010 2:46 am | |
| The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles in Los Angeles. After drinking german blood he realized that Germans taste awful. He spit his son on his snowboarding clothes. After he jumped from a cliff and saw a flying carpet, he almost shit on CaoCao's wife and fainted.
When he claimed his shit, he knew that was not what he wanted. So then he kicked a kid all the way to London, when he arrived in England he had the feeling God was cursing his mom. He knew that his destiny was yet to be decided.
Although beans attacked like crazy, Xin Zhao cried, "Never! You shall dance for glory." Meanwhile London exploded from a giant fart that was coming from The Queen of China. She was eating blue cheese while taking drugs from Pakistan.
The Turbo Snail heard about it and he decided to street race with Vin Diesel to win Angelina Jolie's heart and marry her. After The great warrior of shu saw this event he brushed his teeth with a toilet brush. So he got his dogs to attack CaoCao's stairs and rape trees. CaoCao knew it, so he ordered five giraffes to kill his mother. His mother survived by using a ninja's Katana and a pair of socks. Xin Zhao expected his army to go play poker and get drunk. Meanwhile a giant can o' beer appeared in Disney Land and Mickey Mouse pissed on Goofy. Lu Bu was impressed, therefor he blew the candles off the table. Furion is an awesome clown pervert and is hot. CaoCao then hired a ninja monkey to open widely his mouth and scream "HALLELUJAH!". An elephant kicked a banana to CaoCao`s sister and it hit her cat.
Chuck Norris was fighting against CaoCao's grandmother and eating her leg. CaoCao's friend shit his.... |
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| Subject: Re: [Game] The Eternal story. Wed Aug 11, 2010 2:51 am | |
| The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles in Los Angeles. After drinking german blood he realized that Germans taste awful. He spit his son on his snowboarding clothes. After he jumped from a cliff and saw a flying carpet, he almost shit on CaoCao's wife and fainted.
When he claimed his shit, he knew that was not what he wanted. So then he kicked a kid all the way to London, when he arrived in England he had the feeling God was cursing his mom. He knew that his destiny was yet to be decided.
Although beans attacked like crazy, Xin Zhao cried, "Never! You shall dance for glory." Meanwhile London exploded from a giant fart that was coming from The Queen of China. She was eating blue cheese while taking drugs from Pakistan.
The Turbo Snail heard about it and he decided to street race with Vin Diesel to win Angelina Jolie's heart and marry her. After The great warrior of shu saw this event he brushed his teeth with a toilet brush. So he got his dogs to attack CaoCao's stairs and rape trees. CaoCao knew it, so he ordered five giraffes to kill his mother. His mother survived by using a ninja's Katana and a pair of socks. Xin Zhao expected his army to go play poker and get drunk. Meanwhile a giant can o' beer appeared in Disney Land and Mickey Mouse pissed on Goofy. Lu Bu was impressed, therefor he blew the candles off the table. Furion is an awesome clown pervert and is hot. CaoCao then hired a ninja monkey to open widely his mouth and scream "HALLELUJAH!". An elephant kicked a banana to CaoCao`s sister and it hit her cat.
Chuck Norris was fighting against CaoCao's grandmother and eating her leg. CaoCao's friend shit his elephant
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Posts : 623 Join date : 2010-07-09 Age : 31 Location : Munich
| Subject: Re: [Game] The Eternal story. Wed Aug 11, 2010 4:19 am | |
| The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles in Los Angeles. After drinking german blood he realized that Germans taste awful. He spit his son on his snowboarding clothes. After he jumped from a cliff and saw a flying carpet, he almost shit on CaoCao's wife and fainted.
When he claimed his shit, he knew that was not what he wanted. So then he kicked a kid all the way to London, when he arrived in England he had the feeling God was cursing his mom. He knew that his destiny was yet to be decided.
Although beans attacked like crazy, Xin Zhao cried, "Never! You shall dance for glory." Meanwhile London exploded from a giant fart that was coming from The Queen of China. She was eating blue cheese while taking drugs from Pakistan.
The Turbo Snail heard about it and he decided to street race with Vin Diesel to win Angelina Jolie's heart and marry her. After The great warrior of shu saw this event he brushed his teeth with a toilet brush. So he got his dogs to attack CaoCao's stairs and rape trees. CaoCao knew it, so he ordered five giraffes to kill his mother. His mother survived by using a ninja's Katana and a pair of socks. Xin Zhao expected his army to go play poker and get drunk. Meanwhile a giant can o' beer appeared in Disney Land and Mickey Mouse pissed on Goofy. Lu Bu was impressed, therefor he blew the candles off the table. Furion is an awesome clown pervert and is hot. CaoCao then hired a ninja monkey to open widely his mouth and scream "HALLELUJAH!". An elephant kicked a banana to CaoCao`s sister and it hit her cat.
Chuck Norris was fighting against CaoCao's grandmother and eating her leg. CaoCao's friend shit his elephant and died.
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| Subject: Re: [Game] The Eternal story. Wed Aug 11, 2010 8:53 pm | |
| The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles in Los Angeles. After drinking german blood he realized that Germans taste awful. He spit his son on his snowboarding clothes. After he jumped from a cliff and saw a flying carpet, he almost shit on CaoCao's wife and fainted.
When he claimed his shit, he knew that was not what he wanted. So then he kicked a kid all the way to London, when he arrived in England he had the feeling God was cursing his mom. He knew that his destiny was yet to be decided.
Although beans attacked like crazy, Xin Zhao cried, "Never! You shall dance for glory." Meanwhile London exploded from a giant fart that was coming from The Queen of China. She was eating blue cheese while taking drugs from Pakistan.
The Turbo Snail heard about it and he decided to street race with Vin Diesel to win Angelina Jolie's heart and marry her. After The great warrior of shu saw this event he brushed his teeth with a toilet brush. So he got his dogs to attack CaoCao's stairs and rape trees. CaoCao knew it, so he ordered five giraffes to kill his mother. His mother survived by using a ninja's Katana and a pair of socks. Xin Zhao expected his army to go play poker and get drunk. Meanwhile a giant can o' beer appeared in Disney Land and Mickey Mouse pissed on Goofy. Lu Bu was impressed, therefor he blew the candles off the table. Furion is an awesome clown pervert and is hot. CaoCao then hired a ninja monkey to open widely his mouth and scream "HALLELUJAH!". An elephant kicked a banana to CaoCao`s sister and it hit her cat.
Chuck Norris was fighting against CaoCao's grandmother and eating her leg. CaoCao's friend shit his elephant and died. CaoCao wanted | |
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| Subject: Re: [Game] The Eternal story. Wed Aug 18, 2010 2:50 am | |
| The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles in Los Angeles. After drinking german blood he realized that Germans taste awful. He spit his son on his snowboarding clothes. After he jumped from a cliff and saw a flying carpet, he almost shit on CaoCao's wife and fainted.
When he claimed his shit, he knew that was not what he wanted. So then he kicked a kid all the way to London, when he arrived in England he had the feeling God was cursing his mom. He knew that his destiny was yet to be decided.
Although beans attacked like crazy, Xin Zhao cried, "Never! You shall dance for glory." Meanwhile London exploded from a giant fart that was coming from The Queen of China. She was eating blue cheese while taking drugs from Pakistan.
The Turbo Snail heard about it and he decided to street race with Vin Diesel to win Angelina Jolie's heart and marry her. After The great warrior of shu saw this event he brushed his teeth with a toilet brush. So he got his dogs to attack CaoCao's stairs and rape trees. CaoCao knew it, so he ordered five giraffes to kill his mother. His mother survived by using a ninja's Katana and a pair of socks. Xin Zhao expected his army to go play poker and get drunk. Meanwhile a giant can o' beer appeared in Disney Land and Mickey Mouse pissed on Goofy. Lu Bu was impressed, therefor he blew the candles off the table. Furion is an awesome clown pervert and is hot. CaoCao then hired a ninja monkey to open widely his mouth and scream "HALLELUJAH!". An elephant kicked a banana to CaoCao`s sister and it hit her cat.
Chuck Norris was fighting against CaoCao's grandmother and eating her leg. CaoCao's friend shit his elephant and died. CaoCao wanted over 9000... | |
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| Subject: Re: [Game] The Eternal story. Mon Sep 13, 2010 1:33 am | |
| The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles in Los Angeles. After drinking german blood he realized that Germans taste awful. He spit his son on his snowboarding clothes. After he jumped from a cliff and saw a flying carpet, he almost shit on CaoCao's wife and fainted.
When he claimed his shit, he knew that was not what he wanted. So then he kicked a kid all the way to London, when he arrived in England he had the feeling God was cursing his mom. He knew that his destiny was yet to be decided.
Although beans attacked like crazy, Xin Zhao cried, "Never! You shall dance for glory." Meanwhile London exploded from a giant fart that was coming from The Queen of China. She was eating blue cheese while taking drugs from Pakistan.
The Turbo Snail heard about it and he decided to street race with Vin Diesel to win Angelina Jolie's heart and marry her. After The great warrior of shu saw this event he brushed his teeth with a toilet brush. So he got his dogs to attack CaoCao's stairs and rape trees. CaoCao knew it, so he ordered five giraffes to kill his mother. His mother survived by using a ninja's Katana and a pair of socks. Xin Zhao expected his army to go play poker and get drunk. Meanwhile a giant can o' beer appeared in Disney Land and Mickey Mouse pissed on Goofy. Lu Bu was impressed, therefor he blew the candles off the table. Furion is an awesome clown pervert and is hot. CaoCao then hired a ninja monkey to open widely his mouth and scream "HALLELUJAH!". An elephant kicked a banana to CaoCao`s sister and it hit her cat.
Chuck Norris was fighting against CaoCao's grandmother and eating her leg. CaoCao's friend shit his elephant and died. CaoCao wanted over 9000 elephants... | |
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Posts : 223 Join date : 2010-09-06 Age : 38 Location : Philippines
| Subject: Re: [Game] The Eternal story. Mon Sep 13, 2010 1:39 am | |
| The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles in Los Angeles. After drinking german blood he realized that Germans taste awful. He spit his son on his snowboarding clothes. After he jumped from a cliff and saw a flying carpet, he almost shit on CaoCao's wife and fainted.
When he claimed his shit, he knew that was not what he wanted. So then he kicked a kid all the way to London, when he arrived in England he had the feeling God was cursing his mom. He knew that his destiny was yet to be decided.
Although beans attacked like crazy, Xin Zhao cried, "Never! You shall dance for glory." Meanwhile London exploded from a giant fart that was coming from The Queen of China. She was eating blue cheese while taking drugs from Pakistan.
The Turbo Snail heard about it and he decided to street race with Vin Diesel to win Angelina Jolie's heart and marry her. After The great warrior of shu saw this event he brushed his teeth with a toilet brush. So he got his dogs to attack CaoCao's stairs and rape trees. CaoCao knew it, so he ordered five giraffes to kill his mother. His mother survived by using a ninja's Katana and a pair of socks. Xin Zhao expected his army to go play poker and get drunk. Meanwhile a giant can o' beer appeared in Disney Land and Mickey Mouse pissed on Goofy. Lu Bu was impressed, therefor he blew the candles off the table. Furion is an awesome clown pervert and is hot. CaoCao then hired a ninja monkey to open widely his mouth and scream "HALLELUJAH!". An elephant kicked a banana to CaoCao`s sister and it hit her cat.
Chuck Norris was fighting against CaoCao's grandmother and eating her leg. CaoCao's friend shit his elephant and died. CaoCao wanted over 9000 elephants eating... | |
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| Subject: Re: [Game] The Eternal story. Mon Sep 13, 2010 2:19 am | |
| The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles in Los Angeles. After drinking german blood he realized that Germans taste awful. He spit his son on his snowboarding clothes. After he jumped from a cliff and saw a flying carpet, he almost shit on CaoCao's wife and fainted. When he claimed his shit, he knew that was not what he wanted. So then he kicked a kid all the way to London, when he arrived in England he had the feeling God was cursing his mom. He knew that his destiny was yet to be decided. Although beans attacked like crazy, Xin Zhao cried, "Never! You shall dance for glory." Meanwhile London exploded from a giant fart that was coming from The Queen of China. She was eating blue cheese while taking drugs from Pakistan. The Turbo Snail heard about it and he decided to street race with Vin Diesel to win Angelina Jolie's heart and marry her. After The great warrior of shu saw this event he brushed his teeth with a toilet brush. So he got his dogs to attack CaoCao's stairs and rape trees. CaoCao knew it, so he ordered five giraffes to kill his mother. His mother survived by using a ninja's Katana and a pair of socks. Xin Zhao expected his army to go play poker and get drunk. Meanwhile a giant can o' beer appeared in Disney Land and Mickey Mouse pissed on Goofy. Lu Bu was impressed, therefor he blew the candles off the table. Furion is an awesome clown pervert and is hot. CaoCao then hired a ninja monkey to open widely his mouth and scream "HALLELUJAH!". An elephant kicked a banana to CaoCao`s sister and it hit her cat. Chuck Norris was fighting against CaoCao's grandmother and eating her leg. CaoCao's friend shit his elephant and died. CaoCao wanted over 9000 elephants eating Schnitzels. "Wow, I never would have thought mah game would be resurrected " | |
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| Subject: Re: [Game] The Eternal story. Fri Nov 05, 2010 5:58 pm | |
| The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles in Los Angeles. After drinking german blood he realized that Germans taste awful. He spit his son on his snowboarding clothes. After he jumped from a cliff and saw a flying carpet, he almost shit on CaoCao's wife and fainted.
When he claimed his shit, he knew that was not what he wanted. So then he kicked a kid all the way to London, when he arrived in England he had the feeling God was cursing his mom. He knew that his destiny was yet to be decided.
Although beans attacked like crazy, Xin Zhao cried, "Never! You shall dance for glory." Meanwhile London exploded from a giant fart that was coming from The Queen of China. She was eating blue cheese while taking drugs from Pakistan.
The Turbo Snail heard about it and he decided to street race with Vin Diesel to win Angelina Jolie's heart and marry her. After The great warrior of shu saw this event he brushed his teeth with a toilet brush. So he got his dogs to attack CaoCao's stairs and rape trees. CaoCao knew it, so he ordered five giraffes to kill his mother. His mother survived by using a ninja's Katana and a pair of socks. Xin Zhao expected his army to go play poker and get drunk. Meanwhile a giant can o' beer appeared in Disney Land and Mickey Mouse pissed on Goofy. Lu Bu was impressed, therefor he blew the candles off the table. Furion is an awesome clown pervert and is hot. CaoCao then hired a ninja monkey to open widely his mouth and scream "HALLELUJAH!". An elephant kicked a banana to CaoCao`s sister and it hit her cat.
Chuck Norris was fighting against CaoCao's grandmother and eating her leg. CaoCao's friend shit his elephant and died. CaoCao wanted over 9000 elephants eating Schnitzels. However, | |
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Posts : 80 Join date : 2010-08-25 Age : 46 Location : Romania
| Subject: Re: [Game] The Eternal story. Fri Nov 05, 2010 6:20 pm | |
| The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles in Los Angeles. After drinking german blood he realized that Germans taste awful. He spit his son on his snowboarding clothes. After he jumped from a cliff and saw a flying carpet, he almost shit on CaoCao's wife and fainted.
When he claimed his shit, he knew that was not what he wanted. So then he kicked a kid all the way to London, when he arrived in England he had the feeling God was cursing his mom. He knew that his destiny was yet to be decided.
Although beans attacked like crazy, Xin Zhao cried, "Never! You shall dance for glory." Meanwhile London exploded from a giant fart that was coming from The Queen of China. She was eating blue cheese while taking drugs from Pakistan.
The Turbo Snail heard about it and he decided to street race with Vin Diesel to win Angelina Jolie's heart and marry her. After The great warrior of shu saw this event he brushed his teeth with a toilet brush. So he got his dogs to attack CaoCao's stairs and rape trees. CaoCao knew it, so he ordered five giraffes to kill his mother. His mother survived by using a ninja's Katana and a pair of socks. Xin Zhao expected his army to go play poker and get drunk. Meanwhile a giant can o' beer appeared in Disney Land and Mickey Mouse pissed on Goofy. Lu Bu was impressed, therefor he blew the candles off the table. Furion is an awesome clown pervert and is hot. CaoCao then hired a ninja monkey to open widely his mouth and scream "HALLELUJAH!". An elephant kicked a banana to CaoCao`s sister and it hit her cat.
Chuck Norris was fighting against CaoCao's grandmother and eating her leg. CaoCao's friend shit his elephant and died. CaoCao wanted over 9000 elephants eating Schnitzels. However, Chuck Norris didn't | |
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| Subject: Re: [Game] The Eternal story. Fri Nov 05, 2010 8:01 pm | |
| The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles in Los Angeles. After drinking german blood he realized that Germans taste awful. He spit his son on his snowboarding clothes. After he jumped from a cliff and saw a flying carpet, he almost shit on CaoCao's wife and fainted.
When he claimed his shit, he knew that was not what he wanted. So then he kicked a kid all the way to London, when he arrived in England he had the feeling God was cursing his mom. He knew that his destiny was yet to be decided.
Although beans attacked like crazy, Xin Zhao cried, "Never! You shall dance for glory." Meanwhile London exploded from a giant fart that was coming from The Queen of China. She was eating blue cheese while taking drugs from Pakistan.
The Turbo Snail heard about it and he decided to street race with Vin Diesel to win Angelina Jolie's heart and marry her. After The great warrior of shu saw this event he brushed his teeth with a toilet brush. So he got his dogs to attack CaoCao's stairs and rape trees. CaoCao knew it, so he ordered five giraffes to kill his mother. His mother survived by using a ninja's Katana and a pair of socks. Xin Zhao expected his army to go play poker and get drunk. Meanwhile a giant can o' beer appeared in Disney Land and Mickey Mouse pissed on Goofy. Lu Bu was impressed, therefor he blew the candles off the table. Furion is an awesome clown pervert and is hot. CaoCao then hired a ninja monkey to open widely his mouth and scream "HALLELUJAH!". An elephant kicked a banana to CaoCao`s sister and it hit her cat.
Chuck Norris was fighting against CaoCao's grandmother and eating her leg. CaoCao's friend shit his elephant and died. CaoCao wanted over 9000 elephants eating Schnitzels. However, Chuck Norris didn't hesitate |
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Posts : 573 Join date : 2010-10-12 Age : 33 Location : Rwanda, Burundi
| Subject: Re: [Game] The Eternal story. Fri Nov 05, 2010 8:17 pm | |
| The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles in Los Angeles. After drinking german blood he realized that Germans taste awful. He spit his son on his snowboarding clothes. After he jumped from a cliff and saw a flying carpet, he almost shit on CaoCao's wife and fainted.
When he claimed his shit, he knew that was not what he wanted. So then he kicked a kid all the way to London, when he arrived in England he had the feeling God was cursing his mom. He knew that his destiny was yet to be decided.
Although beans attacked like crazy, Xin Zhao cried, "Never! You shall dance for glory." Meanwhile London exploded from a giant fart that was coming from The Queen of China. She was eating blue cheese while taking drugs from Pakistan.
The Turbo Snail heard about it and he decided to street race with Vin Diesel to win Angelina Jolie's heart and marry her. After The great warrior of shu saw this event he brushed his teeth with a toilet brush. So he got his dogs to attack CaoCao's stairs and rape trees. CaoCao knew it, so he ordered five giraffes to kill his mother. His mother survived by using a ninja's Katana and a pair of socks. Xin Zhao expected his army to go play poker and get drunk. Meanwhile a giant can o' beer appeared in Disney Land and Mickey Mouse pissed on Goofy. Lu Bu was impressed, therefor he blew the candles off the table. Furion is an awesome clown pervert and is hot. CaoCao then hired a ninja monkey to open widely his mouth and scream "HALLELUJAH!". An elephant kicked a banana to CaoCao`s sister and it hit her cat.
Chuck Norris was fighting against CaoCao's grandmother and eating her leg. CaoCao's friend shit his elephant and died. CaoCao wanted over 9000 elephants eating Schnitzels. However, Chuck Norris didn't hesitate a moment. | |
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Posts : 84 Join date : 2010-10-19 Age : 63 Location : Texas
| Subject: Re: [Game] The Eternal story. Fri Nov 05, 2010 11:50 pm | |
| The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles in Los Angeles. After drinking german blood he realized that Germans taste awful. He spit his son on his snowboarding clothes. After he jumped from a cliff and saw a flying carpet, he almost shit on CaoCao's wife and fainted.
When he claimed his shit, he knew that was not what he wanted. So then he kicked a kid all the way to London, when he arrived in England he had the feeling God was cursing his mom. He knew that his destiny was yet to be decided.
Although beans attacked like crazy, Xin Zhao cried, "Never! You shall dance for glory." Meanwhile London exploded from a giant fart that was coming from The Queen of China. She was eating blue cheese while taking drugs from Pakistan.
The Turbo Snail heard about it and he decided to street race with Vin Diesel to win Angelina Jolie's heart and marry her. After The great warrior of shu saw this event he brushed his teeth with a toilet brush. So he got his dogs to attack CaoCao's stairs and rape trees. CaoCao knew it, so he ordered five giraffes to kill his mother. His mother survived by using a ninja's Katana and a pair of socks. Xin Zhao expected his army to go play poker and get drunk. Meanwhile a giant can o' beer appeared in Disney Land and Mickey Mouse pissed on Goofy. Lu Bu was impressed, therefor he blew the candles off the table. Furion is an awesome clown pervert and is hot. CaoCao then hired a ninja monkey to open widely his mouth and scream "HALLELUJAH!". An elephant kicked a banana to CaoCao`s sister and it hit her cat.
Chuck Norris was fighting against CaoCao's grandmother and eating her leg. CaoCao's friend shit his elephant and died. CaoCao wanted over 9000 elephants eating Schnitzels. However, Chuck Norris didn't hesitate a moment. When
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| Subject: Re: [Game] The Eternal story. Sat Nov 06, 2010 1:13 am | |
| The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles in Los Angeles. After drinking german blood he realized that Germans taste awful. He spit his son on his snowboarding clothes. After he jumped from a cliff and saw a flying carpet, he almost shit on CaoCao's wife and fainted.
When he claimed his shit, he knew that was not what he wanted. So then he kicked a kid all the way to London, when he arrived in England he had the feeling God was cursing his mom. He knew that his destiny was yet to be decided.
Although beans attacked like crazy, Xin Zhao cried, "Never! You shall dance for glory." Meanwhile London exploded from a giant fart that was coming from The Queen of China. She was eating blue cheese while taking drugs from Pakistan.
The Turbo Snail heard about it and he decided to street race with Vin Diesel to win Angelina Jolie's heart and marry her. After The great warrior of shu saw this event he brushed his teeth with a toilet brush. So he got his dogs to attack CaoCao's stairs and rape trees. CaoCao knew it, so he ordered five giraffes to kill his mother. His mother survived by using a ninja's Katana and a pair of socks. Xin Zhao expected his army to go play poker and get drunk. Meanwhile a giant can o' beer appeared in Disney Land and Mickey Mouse pissed on Goofy. Lu Bu was impressed, therefor he blew the candles off the table. Furion is an awesome clown pervert and is hot. CaoCao then hired a ninja monkey to open widely his mouth and scream "HALLELUJAH!". An elephant kicked a banana to CaoCao`s sister and it hit her cat.
Chuck Norris was fighting against CaoCao's grandmother and eating her leg. CaoCao's friend shit his elephant and died. CaoCao wanted over 9000 elephants eating Schnitzels. However, Chuck Norris didn't hesitate a moment. When he saw
Lol Artemis, also thinking bout sth dirty? XD
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| Subject: Re: [Game] The Eternal story. Sat Nov 06, 2010 2:04 am | |
| The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles in Los Angeles. After drinking german blood he realized that Germans taste awful. He spit his son on his snowboarding clothes. After he jumped from a cliff and saw a flying carpet, he almost shit on CaoCao's wife and fainted.
When he claimed his shit, he knew that was not what he wanted. So then he kicked a kid all the way to London, when he arrived in England he had the feeling God was cursing his mom. He knew that his destiny was yet to be decided.
Although beans attacked like crazy, Xin Zhao cried, "Never! You shall dance for glory." Meanwhile London exploded from a giant fart that was coming from The Queen of China. She was eating blue cheese while taking drugs from Pakistan.
The Turbo Snail heard about it and he decided to street race with Vin Diesel to win Angelina Jolie's heart and marry her. After The great warrior of shu saw this event he brushed his teeth with a toilet brush. So he got his dogs to attack CaoCao's stairs and rape trees. CaoCao knew it, so he ordered five giraffes to kill his mother. His mother survived by using a ninja's Katana and a pair of socks. Xin Zhao expected his army to go play poker and get drunk. Meanwhile a giant can o' beer appeared in Disney Land and Mickey Mouse pissed on Goofy. Lu Bu was impressed, therefor he blew the candles off the table. Furion is an awesome clown pervert and is hot. CaoCao then hired a ninja monkey to open widely his mouth and scream "HALLELUJAH!". An elephant kicked a banana to CaoCao`s sister and it hit her cat.
Chuck Norris was fighting against CaoCao's grandmother and eating her leg. CaoCao's friend shit his elephant and died. CaoCao wanted over 9000 elephants eating Schnitzels. However, Chuck Norris didn't hesitate a moment. When he saw a lollipop | |
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