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| Subject: Re: [Game] The Eternal story. Mon Aug 09, 2010 8:55 pm | |
| The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles in Los Angeles. After drinking german blood he realized that Germans taste awful. He spit his son on his snowboarding clothes. After he jumped from a cliff and saw a flying carpet, he almost shit on CaoCao's wife and fainted.
When he claimed his shit, he knew that was not what he wanted. So then he kicked a kid all the way to London, when he arrived in England he had the feeling God was cursing his mom. He knew that his destiny was yet to be decided.
Although beans attacked like crazy, Xin Zhao cried, "Never! You shall dance for glory." Meanwhile London exploded from a giant fart that was coming from The Queen of China. She was eating blue cheese while taking drugs from Pakistan.
The Turbo Snail heard about it and he decided to street race with Vin Diesel to win Angelina Jolie's heart and marry her. After The great warrior of shu saw this event he brushed his teeth with a toilet brush. So he got his dogs to attack CaoCao's stairs and rape trees. CaoCao knew it, so he ordered five giraffes to kill his mother. His mother survived by using a ninja's Katana and a pair of socks. Xin Zhao expected his army to go play poker and get drunk. Meanwhile a giant can o' beer appeared in Disney Land and Mickey Mouse pissed on... |
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| Subject: Re: [Game] The Eternal story. Tue Aug 10, 2010 1:43 am | |
| The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles in Los Angeles. After drinking german blood he realized that Germans taste awful. He spit his son on his snowboarding clothes. After he jumped from a cliff and saw a flying carpet, he almost shit on CaoCao's wife and fainted.
When he claimed his shit, he knew that was not what he wanted. So then he kicked a kid all the way to London, when he arrived in England he had the feeling God was cursing his mom. He knew that his destiny was yet to be decided.
Although beans attacked like crazy, Xin Zhao cried, "Never! You shall dance for glory." Meanwhile London exploded from a giant fart that was coming from The Queen of China. She was eating blue cheese while taking drugs from Pakistan.
The Turbo Snail heard about it and he decided to street race with Vin Diesel to win Angelina Jolie's heart and marry her. After The great warrior of shu saw this event he brushed his teeth with a toilet brush. So he got his dogs to attack CaoCao's stairs and rape trees. CaoCao knew it, so he ordered five giraffes to kill his mother. His mother survived by using a ninja's Katana and a pair of socks. Xin Zhao expected his army to go play poker and get drunk. Meanwhile a giant can o' beer appeared in Disney Land and Mickey Mouse pissed on Goofy. .... | |
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| Subject: Re: [Game] The Eternal story. Tue Aug 10, 2010 1:48 am | |
| The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles in Los Angeles. After drinking german blood he realized that Germans taste awful. He spit his son on his snowboarding clothes. After he jumped from a cliff and saw a flying carpet, he almost shit on CaoCao's wife and fainted.
When he claimed his shit, he knew that was not what he wanted. So then he kicked a kid all the way to London, when he arrived in England he had the feeling God was cursing his mom. He knew that his destiny was yet to be decided.
Although beans attacked like crazy, Xin Zhao cried, "Never! You shall dance for glory." Meanwhile London exploded from a giant fart that was coming from The Queen of China. She was eating blue cheese while taking drugs from Pakistan.
The Turbo Snail heard about it and he decided to street race with Vin Diesel to win Angelina Jolie's heart and marry her. After The great warrior of shu saw this event he brushed his teeth with a toilet brush. So he got his dogs to attack CaoCao's stairs and rape trees. CaoCao knew it, so he ordered five giraffes to kill his mother. His mother survived by using a ninja's Katana and a pair of socks. Xin Zhao expected his army to go play poker and get drunk. Meanwhile a giant can o' beer appeared in Disney Land and Mickey Mouse pissed on Goofy. Lu Bu... | |
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| Subject: Re: [Game] The Eternal story. Tue Aug 10, 2010 2:10 am | |
| The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles in Los Angeles. After drinking german blood he realized that Germans taste awful. He spit his son on his snowboarding clothes. After he jumped from a cliff and saw a flying carpet, he almost shit on CaoCao's wife and fainted.
When he claimed his shit, he knew that was not what he wanted. So then he kicked a kid all the way to London, when he arrived in England he had the feeling God was cursing his mom. He knew that his destiny was yet to be decided.
Although beans attacked like crazy, Xin Zhao cried, "Never! You shall dance for glory." Meanwhile London exploded from a giant fart that was coming from The Queen of China. She was eating blue cheese while taking drugs from Pakistan.
The Turbo Snail heard about it and he decided to street race with Vin Diesel to win Angelina Jolie's heart and marry her. After The great warrior of shu saw this event he brushed his teeth with a toilet brush. So he got his dogs to attack CaoCao's stairs and rape trees. CaoCao knew it, so he ordered five giraffes to kill his mother. His mother survived by using a ninja's Katana and a pair of socks. Xin Zhao expected his army to go play poker and get drunk. Meanwhile a giant can o' beer appeared in Disney Land and Mickey Mouse pissed on Goofy. Lu Bu was impressed... | |
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| Subject: Re: [Game] The Eternal story. Tue Aug 10, 2010 4:29 am | |
| The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles in Los Angeles. After drinking german blood he realized that Germans taste awful. He spit his son on his snowboarding clothes. After he jumped from a cliff and saw a flying carpet, he almost shit on CaoCao's wife and fainted.
When he claimed his shit, he knew that was not what he wanted. So then he kicked a kid all the way to London, when he arrived in England he had the feeling God was cursing his mom. He knew that his destiny was yet to be decided.
Although beans attacked like crazy, Xin Zhao cried, "Never! You shall dance for glory." Meanwhile London exploded from a giant fart that was coming from The Queen of China. She was eating blue cheese while taking drugs from Pakistan.
The Turbo Snail heard about it and he decided to street race with Vin Diesel to win Angelina Jolie's heart and marry her. After The great warrior of shu saw this event he brushed his teeth with a toilet brush. So he got his dogs to attack CaoCao's stairs and rape trees. CaoCao knew it, so he ordered five giraffes to kill his mother. His mother survived by using a ninja's Katana and a pair of socks. Xin Zhao expected his army to go play poker and get drunk. Meanwhile a giant can o' beer appeared in Disney Land and Mickey Mouse pissed on Goofy. Lu Bu was impressed, therefor he blew | |
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| Subject: Re: [Game] The Eternal story. Tue Aug 10, 2010 4:30 am | |
| The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles in Los Angeles. After drinking german blood he realized that Germans taste awful. He spit his son on his snowboarding clothes. After he jumped from a cliff and saw a flying carpet, he almost shit on CaoCao's wife and fainted.
When he claimed his shit, he knew that was not what he wanted. So then he kicked a kid all the way to London, when he arrived in England he had the feeling God was cursing his mom. He knew that his destiny was yet to be decided.
Although beans attacked like crazy, Xin Zhao cried, "Never! You shall dance for glory." Meanwhile London exploded from a giant fart that was coming from The Queen of China. She was eating blue cheese while taking drugs from Pakistan.
The Turbo Snail heard about it and he decided to street race with Vin Diesel to win Angelina Jolie's heart and marry her. After The great warrior of shu saw this event he brushed his teeth with a toilet brush. So he got his dogs to attack CaoCao's stairs and rape trees. CaoCao knew it, so he ordered five giraffes to kill his mother. His mother survived by using a ninja's Katana and a pair of socks. Xin Zhao expected his army to go play poker and get drunk. Meanwhile a giant can o' beer appeared in Disney Land and Mickey Mouse pissed on Goofy. Lu Bu was impressed, therefor he blew the candles of... |
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| Subject: Re: [Game] The Eternal story. Tue Aug 10, 2010 4:47 am | |
| The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles in Los Angeles. After drinking german blood he realized that Germans taste awful. He spit his son on his snowboarding clothes. After he jumped from a cliff and saw a flying carpet, he almost shit on CaoCao's wife and fainted.
When he claimed his shit, he knew that was not what he wanted. So then he kicked a kid all the way to London, when he arrived in England he had the feeling God was cursing his mom. He knew that his destiny was yet to be decided.
Although beans attacked like crazy, Xin Zhao cried, "Never! You shall dance for glory." Meanwhile London exploded from a giant fart that was coming from The Queen of China. She was eating blue cheese while taking drugs from Pakistan.
The Turbo Snail heard about it and he decided to street race with Vin Diesel to win Angelina Jolie's heart and marry her. After The great warrior of shu saw this event he brushed his teeth with a toilet brush. So he got his dogs to attack CaoCao's stairs and rape trees. CaoCao knew it, so he ordered five giraffes to kill his mother. His mother survived by using a ninja's Katana and a pair of socks. Xin Zhao expected his army to go play poker and get drunk. Meanwhile a giant can o' beer appeared in Disney Land and Mickey Mouse pissed on Goofy. Lu Bu was impressed, therefor he blew the candles off the table. ... | |
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| Subject: Re: [Game] The Eternal story. Tue Aug 10, 2010 4:48 am | |
| The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles in Los Angeles. After drinking german blood he realized that Germans taste awful. He spit his son on his snowboarding clothes. After he jumped from a cliff and saw a flying carpet, he almost shit on CaoCao's wife and fainted.
When he claimed his shit, he knew that was not what he wanted. So then he kicked a kid all the way to London, when he arrived in England he had the feeling God was cursing his mom. He knew that his destiny was yet to be decided.
Although beans attacked like crazy, Xin Zhao cried, "Never! You shall dance for glory." Meanwhile London exploded from a giant fart that was coming from The Queen of China. She was eating blue cheese while taking drugs from Pakistan.
The Turbo Snail heard about it and he decided to street race with Vin Diesel to win Angelina Jolie's heart and marry her. After The great warrior of shu saw this event he brushed his teeth with a toilet brush. So he got his dogs to attack CaoCao's stairs and rape trees. CaoCao knew it, so he ordered five giraffes to kill his mother. His mother survived by using a ninja's Katana and a pair of socks. Xin Zhao expected his army to go play poker and get drunk. Meanwhile a giant can o' beer appeared in Disney Land and Mickey Mouse pissed on Goofy. Lu Bu was impressed, therefor he blew the candles off the table. Furion... | |
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| Subject: Re: [Game] The Eternal story. Tue Aug 10, 2010 4:49 am | |
| The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles in Los Angeles. After drinking german blood he realized that Germans taste awful. He spit his son on his snowboarding clothes. After he jumped from a cliff and saw a flying carpet, he almost shit on CaoCao's wife and fainted.
When he claimed his shit, he knew that was not what he wanted. So then he kicked a kid all the way to London, when he arrived in England he had the feeling God was cursing his mom. He knew that his destiny was yet to be decided.
Although beans attacked like crazy, Xin Zhao cried, "Never! You shall dance for glory." Meanwhile London exploded from a giant fart that was coming from The Queen of China. She was eating blue cheese while taking drugs from Pakistan.
The Turbo Snail heard about it and he decided to street race with Vin Diesel to win Angelina Jolie's heart and marry her. After The great warrior of shu saw this event he brushed his teeth with a toilet brush. So he got his dogs to attack CaoCao's stairs and rape trees. CaoCao knew it, so he ordered five giraffes to kill his mother. His mother survived by using a ninja's Katana and a pair of socks. Xin Zhao expected his army to go play poker and get drunk. Meanwhile a giant can o' beer appeared in Disney Land and Mickey Mouse pissed on Goofy. Lu Bu was impressed, therefor he blew the candles off the table. Furion is an awesome...
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| Subject: Re: [Game] The Eternal story. Tue Aug 10, 2010 4:54 am | |
| The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles in Los Angeles. After drinking german blood he realized that Germans taste awful. He spit his son on his snowboarding clothes. After he jumped from a cliff and saw a flying carpet, he almost shit on CaoCao's wife and fainted.
When he claimed his shit, he knew that was not what he wanted. So then he kicked a kid all the way to London, when he arrived in England he had the feeling God was cursing his mom. He knew that his destiny was yet to be decided.
Although beans attacked like crazy, Xin Zhao cried, "Never! You shall dance for glory." Meanwhile London exploded from a giant fart that was coming from The Queen of China. She was eating blue cheese while taking drugs from Pakistan.
The Turbo Snail heard about it and he decided to street race with Vin Diesel to win Angelina Jolie's heart and marry her. After The great warrior of shu saw this event he brushed his teeth with a toilet brush. So he got his dogs to attack CaoCao's stairs and rape trees. CaoCao knew it, so he ordered five giraffes to kill his mother. His mother survived by using a ninja's Katana and a pair of socks. Xin Zhao expected his army to go play poker and get drunk. Meanwhile a giant can o' beer appeared in Disney Land and Mickey Mouse pissed on Goofy. Lu Bu was impressed, therefor he blew the candles off the table. Furion is an awesome clown... | |
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| Subject: Re: [Game] The Eternal story. Tue Aug 10, 2010 4:55 am | |
| The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles in Los Angeles. After drinking german blood he realized that Germans taste awful. He spit his son on his snowboarding clothes. After he jumped from a cliff and saw a flying carpet, he almost shit on CaoCao's wife and fainted.
When he claimed his shit, he knew that was not what he wanted. So then he kicked a kid all the way to London, when he arrived in England he had the feeling God was cursing his mom. He knew that his destiny was yet to be decided.
Although beans attacked like crazy, Xin Zhao cried, "Never! You shall dance for glory." Meanwhile London exploded from a giant fart that was coming from The Queen of China. She was eating blue cheese while taking drugs from Pakistan.
The Turbo Snail heard about it and he decided to street race with Vin Diesel to win Angelina Jolie's heart and marry her. After The great warrior of shu saw this event he brushed his teeth with a toilet brush. So he got his dogs to attack CaoCao's stairs and rape trees. CaoCao knew it, so he ordered five giraffes to kill his mother. His mother survived by using a ninja's Katana and a pair of socks. Xin Zhao expected his army to go play poker and get drunk. Meanwhile a giant can o' beer appeared in Disney Land and Mickey Mouse pissed on Goofy. Lu Bu was impressed, therefor he blew the candles off the table. Furion is an awesome clown pervert and... |
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| Subject: Re: [Game] The Eternal story. Tue Aug 10, 2010 6:00 am | |
| The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles in Los Angeles. After drinking german blood he realized that Germans taste awful. He spit his son on his snowboarding clothes. After he jumped from a cliff and saw a flying carpet, he almost shit on CaoCao's wife and fainted.
When he claimed his shit, he knew that was not what he wanted. So then he kicked a kid all the way to London, when he arrived in England he had the feeling God was cursing his mom. He knew that his destiny was yet to be decided.
Although beans attacked like crazy, Xin Zhao cried, "Never! You shall dance for glory." Meanwhile London exploded from a giant fart that was coming from The Queen of China. She was eating blue cheese while taking drugs from Pakistan.
The Turbo Snail heard about it and he decided to street race with Vin Diesel to win Angelina Jolie's heart and marry her. After The great warrior of shu saw this event he brushed his teeth with a toilet brush. So he got his dogs to attack CaoCao's stairs and rape trees. CaoCao knew it, so he ordered five giraffes to kill his mother. His mother survived by using a ninja's Katana and a pair of socks. Xin Zhao expected his army to go play poker and get drunk. Meanwhile a giant can o' beer appeared in Disney Land and Mickey Mouse pissed on Goofy. Lu Bu was impressed, therefor he blew the candles off the table. Furion is an awesome clown pervert and is hot.
"I ended the sentence, because I don't think putting ourselves into the story is a good idea. I'd really like to keep it fictional, besides the characters we created are awesome." | |
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| Subject: Re: [Game] The Eternal story. Tue Aug 10, 2010 6:19 am | |
| The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles in Los Angeles. After drinking german blood he realized that Germans taste awful. He spit his son on his snowboarding clothes. After he jumped from a cliff and saw a flying carpet, he almost shit on CaoCao's wife and fainted.
When he claimed his shit, he knew that was not what he wanted. So then he kicked a kid all the way to London, when he arrived in England he had the feeling God was cursing his mom. He knew that his destiny was yet to be decided.
Although beans attacked like crazy, Xin Zhao cried, "Never! You shall dance for glory." Meanwhile London exploded from a giant fart that was coming from The Queen of China. She was eating blue cheese while taking drugs from Pakistan.
The Turbo Snail heard about it and he decided to street race with Vin Diesel to win Angelina Jolie's heart and marry her. After The great warrior of shu saw this event he brushed his teeth with a toilet brush. So he got his dogs to attack CaoCao's stairs and rape trees. CaoCao knew it, so he ordered five giraffes to kill his mother. His mother survived by using a ninja's Katana and a pair of socks. Xin Zhao expected his army to go play poker and get drunk. Meanwhile a giant can o' beer appeared in Disney Land and Mickey Mouse pissed on Goofy. Lu Bu was impressed, therefor he blew the candles off the table. Furion is an awesome clown pervert and is hot.CaoCao then......
*Ya its true,blame horia for being a fan of mine xD* |
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| Subject: Re: [Game] The Eternal story. Tue Aug 10, 2010 8:50 pm | |
| The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles in Los Angeles. After drinking german blood he realized that Germans taste awful. He spit his son on his snowboarding clothes. After he jumped from a cliff and saw a flying carpet, he almost shit on CaoCao's wife and fainted.
When he claimed his shit, he knew that was not what he wanted. So then he kicked a kid all the way to London, when he arrived in England he had the feeling God was cursing his mom. He knew that his destiny was yet to be decided.
Although beans attacked like crazy, Xin Zhao cried, "Never! You shall dance for glory." Meanwhile London exploded from a giant fart that was coming from The Queen of China. She was eating blue cheese while taking drugs from Pakistan.
The Turbo Snail heard about it and he decided to street race with Vin Diesel to win Angelina Jolie's heart and marry her. After The great warrior of shu saw this event he brushed his teeth with a toilet brush. So he got his dogs to attack CaoCao's stairs and rape trees. CaoCao knew it, so he ordered five giraffes to kill his mother. His mother survived by using a ninja's Katana and a pair of socks. Xin Zhao expected his army to go play poker and get drunk. Meanwhile a giant can o' beer appeared in Disney Land and Mickey Mouse pissed on Goofy. Lu Bu was impressed, therefor he blew the candles off the table. Furion is an awesome clown pervert and is hot.CaoCao then hired | |
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| Subject: Re: [Game] The Eternal story. Tue Aug 10, 2010 8:52 pm | |
| The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles in Los Angeles. After drinking german blood he realized that Germans taste awful. He spit his son on his snowboarding clothes. After he jumped from a cliff and saw a flying carpet, he almost shit on CaoCao's wife and fainted.
When he claimed his shit, he knew that was not what he wanted. So then he kicked a kid all the way to London, when he arrived in England he had the feeling God was cursing his mom. He knew that his destiny was yet to be decided.
Although beans attacked like crazy, Xin Zhao cried, "Never! You shall dance for glory." Meanwhile London exploded from a giant fart that was coming from The Queen of China. She was eating blue cheese while taking drugs from Pakistan.
The Turbo Snail heard about it and he decided to street race with Vin Diesel to win Angelina Jolie's heart and marry her. After The great warrior of shu saw this event he brushed his teeth with a toilet brush. So he got his dogs to attack CaoCao's stairs and rape trees. CaoCao knew it, so he ordered five giraffes to kill his mother. His mother survived by using a ninja's Katana and a pair of socks. Xin Zhao expected his army to go play poker and get drunk. Meanwhile a giant can o' beer appeared in Disney Land and Mickey Mouse pissed on Goofy. Lu Bu was impressed, therefor he blew the candles off the table. Furion is an awesome clown pervert and is hot.CaoCao then hired a...
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| Subject: Re: [Game] The Eternal story. Tue Aug 10, 2010 8:53 pm | |
| The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles in Los Angeles. After drinking german blood he realized that Germans taste awful. He spit his son on his snowboarding clothes. After he jumped from a cliff and saw a flying carpet, he almost shit on CaoCao's wife and fainted.
When he claimed his shit, he knew that was not what he wanted. So then he kicked a kid all the way to London, when he arrived in England he had the feeling God was cursing his mom. He knew that his destiny was yet to be decided.
Although beans attacked like crazy, Xin Zhao cried, "Never! You shall dance for glory." Meanwhile London exploded from a giant fart that was coming from The Queen of China. She was eating blue cheese while taking drugs from Pakistan.
The Turbo Snail heard about it and he decided to street race with Vin Diesel to win Angelina Jolie's heart and marry her. After The great warrior of shu saw this event he brushed his teeth with a toilet brush. So he got his dogs to attack CaoCao's stairs and rape trees. CaoCao knew it, so he ordered five giraffes to kill his mother. His mother survived by using a ninja's Katana and a pair of socks. Xin Zhao expected his army to go play poker and get drunk. Meanwhile a giant can o' beer appeared in Disney Land and Mickey Mouse pissed on Goofy. Lu Bu was impressed, therefor he blew the candles off the table. Furion is an awesome clown pervert and is hot.CaoCao then hired a ninja ... | |
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| Subject: Re: [Game] The Eternal story. Tue Aug 10, 2010 8:56 pm | |
| The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles in Los Angeles. After drinking german blood he realized that Germans taste awful. He spit his son on his snowboarding clothes. After he jumped from a cliff and saw a flying carpet, he almost shit on CaoCao's wife and fainted.
When he claimed his shit, he knew that was not what he wanted. So then he kicked a kid all the way to London, when he arrived in England he had the feeling God was cursing his mom. He knew that his destiny was yet to be decided.
Although beans attacked like crazy, Xin Zhao cried, "Never! You shall dance for glory." Meanwhile London exploded from a giant fart that was coming from The Queen of China. She was eating blue cheese while taking drugs from Pakistan.
The Turbo Snail heard about it and he decided to street race with Vin Diesel to win Angelina Jolie's heart and marry her. After The great warrior of shu saw this event he brushed his teeth with a toilet brush. So he got his dogs to attack CaoCao's stairs and rape trees. CaoCao knew it, so he ordered five giraffes to kill his mother. His mother survived by using a ninja's Katana and a pair of socks. Xin Zhao expected his army to go play poker and get drunk. Meanwhile a giant can o' beer appeared in Disney Land and Mickey Mouse pissed on Goofy. Lu Bu was impressed, therefor he blew the candles off the table. Furion is an awesome clown pervert and is hot.CaoCao then hired a ninja monkey to... |
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| Subject: Re: [Game] The Eternal story. Tue Aug 10, 2010 8:57 pm | |
| The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles in Los Angeles. After drinking german blood he realized that Germans taste awful. He spit his son on his snowboarding clothes. After he jumped from a cliff and saw a flying carpet, he almost shit on CaoCao's wife and fainted.
When he claimed his shit, he knew that was not what he wanted. So then he kicked a kid all the way to London, when he arrived in England he had the feeling God was cursing his mom. He knew that his destiny was yet to be decided.
Although beans attacked like crazy, Xin Zhao cried, "Never! You shall dance for glory." Meanwhile London exploded from a giant fart that was coming from The Queen of China. She was eating blue cheese while taking drugs from Pakistan.
The Turbo Snail heard about it and he decided to street race with Vin Diesel to win Angelina Jolie's heart and marry her. After The great warrior of shu saw this event he brushed his teeth with a toilet brush. So he got his dogs to attack CaoCao's stairs and rape trees. CaoCao knew it, so he ordered five giraffes to kill his mother. His mother survived by using a ninja's Katana and a pair of socks. Xin Zhao expected his army to go play poker and get drunk. Meanwhile a giant can o' beer appeared in Disney Land and Mickey Mouse pissed on Goofy. Lu Bu was impressed, therefor he blew the candles off the table. Furion is an awesome clown pervert and is hot.CaoCao then hired a ninja monkey to open widely ... | |
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| Subject: Re: [Game] The Eternal story. Tue Aug 10, 2010 8:59 pm | |
| The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles in Los Angeles. After drinking german blood he realized that Germans taste awful. He spit his son on his snowboarding clothes. After he jumped from a cliff and saw a flying carpet, he almost shit on CaoCao's wife and fainted.
When he claimed his shit, he knew that was not what he wanted. So then he kicked a kid all the way to London, when he arrived in England he had the feeling God was cursing his mom. He knew that his destiny was yet to be decided.
Although beans attacked like crazy, Xin Zhao cried, "Never! You shall dance for glory." Meanwhile London exploded from a giant fart that was coming from The Queen of China. She was eating blue cheese while taking drugs from Pakistan.
The Turbo Snail heard about it and he decided to street race with Vin Diesel to win Angelina Jolie's heart and marry her. After The great warrior of shu saw this event he brushed his teeth with a toilet brush. So he got his dogs to attack CaoCao's stairs and rape trees. CaoCao knew it, so he ordered five giraffes to kill his mother. His mother survived by using a ninja's Katana and a pair of socks. Xin Zhao expected his army to go play poker and get drunk. Meanwhile a giant can o' beer appeared in Disney Land and Mickey Mouse pissed on Goofy. Lu Bu was impressed, therefor he blew the candles off the table. Furion is an awesome clown pervert and is hot.CaoCao then hired a ninja monkey to open widely his mouth... |
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| Subject: Re: [Game] The Eternal story. Tue Aug 10, 2010 9:02 pm | |
| The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles in Los Angeles. After drinking german blood he realized that Germans taste awful. He spit his son on his snowboarding clothes. After he jumped from a cliff and saw a flying carpet, he almost shit on CaoCao's wife and fainted.
When he claimed his shit, he knew that was not what he wanted. So then he kicked a kid all the way to London, when he arrived in England he had the feeling God was cursing his mom. He knew that his destiny was yet to be decided.
Although beans attacked like crazy, Xin Zhao cried, "Never! You shall dance for glory." Meanwhile London exploded from a giant fart that was coming from The Queen of China. She was eating blue cheese while taking drugs from Pakistan.
The Turbo Snail heard about it and he decided to street race with Vin Diesel to win Angelina Jolie's heart and marry her. After The great warrior of shu saw this event he brushed his teeth with a toilet brush. So he got his dogs to attack CaoCao's stairs and rape trees. CaoCao knew it, so he ordered five giraffes to kill his mother. His mother survived by using a ninja's Katana and a pair of socks. Xin Zhao expected his army to go play poker and get drunk. Meanwhile a giant can o' beer appeared in Disney Land and Mickey Mouse pissed on Goofy. Lu Bu was impressed, therefor he blew the candles off the table. Furion is an awesome clown pervert and is hot.CaoCao then hired a ninja monkey to open widely his mouth and scream... | |
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| Subject: Re: [Game] The Eternal story. Tue Aug 10, 2010 9:03 pm | |
| The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles in Los Angeles. After drinking german blood he realized that Germans taste awful. He spit his son on his snowboarding clothes. After he jumped from a cliff and saw a flying carpet, he almost shit on CaoCao's wife and fainted.
When he claimed his shit, he knew that was not what he wanted. So then he kicked a kid all the way to London, when he arrived in England he had the feeling God was cursing his mom. He knew that his destiny was yet to be decided.
Although beans attacked like crazy, Xin Zhao cried, "Never! You shall dance for glory." Meanwhile London exploded from a giant fart that was coming from The Queen of China. She was eating blue cheese while taking drugs from Pakistan.
The Turbo Snail heard about it and he decided to street race with Vin Diesel to win Angelina Jolie's heart and marry her. After The great warrior of shu saw this event he brushed his teeth with a toilet brush. So he got his dogs to attack CaoCao's stairs and rape trees. CaoCao knew it, so he ordered five giraffes to kill his mother. His mother survived by using a ninja's Katana and a pair of socks. Xin Zhao expected his army to go play poker and get drunk. Meanwhile a giant can o' beer appeared in Disney Land and Mickey Mouse pissed on Goofy. Lu Bu was impressed, therefor he blew the candles off the table. Furion is an awesome clown pervert and is hot.CaoCao then hired a ninja monkey to open widely his mouth and scream "HALLELUJAH!"....
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| Subject: Re: [Game] The Eternal story. Tue Aug 10, 2010 9:04 pm | |
| The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles in Los Angeles. After drinking german blood he realized that Germans taste awful. He spit his son on his snowboarding clothes. After he jumped from a cliff and saw a flying carpet, he almost shit on CaoCao's wife and fainted.
When he claimed his shit, he knew that was not what he wanted. So then he kicked a kid all the way to London, when he arrived in England he had the feeling God was cursing his mom. He knew that his destiny was yet to be decided.
Although beans attacked like crazy, Xin Zhao cried, "Never! You shall dance for glory." Meanwhile London exploded from a giant fart that was coming from The Queen of China. She was eating blue cheese while taking drugs from Pakistan.
The Turbo Snail heard about it and he decided to street race with Vin Diesel to win Angelina Jolie's heart and marry her. After The great warrior of shu saw this event he brushed his teeth with a toilet brush. So he got his dogs to attack CaoCao's stairs and rape trees. CaoCao knew it, so he ordered five giraffes to kill his mother. His mother survived by using a ninja's Katana and a pair of socks. Xin Zhao expected his army to go play poker and get drunk. Meanwhile a giant can o' beer appeared in Disney Land and Mickey Mouse pissed on Goofy. Lu Bu was impressed, therefor he blew the candles off the table. Furion is an awesome clown pervert and is hot. CaoCao then hired a ninja monkey to open widely his mouth and scream "HALLELUJAH!". An elephant... | |
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| Subject: Re: [Game] The Eternal story. Tue Aug 10, 2010 9:08 pm | |
| The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles in Los Angeles. After drinking german blood he realized that Germans taste awful. He spit his son on his snowboarding clothes. After he jumped from a cliff and saw a flying carpet, he almost shit on CaoCao's wife and fainted.
When he claimed his shit, he knew that was not what he wanted. So then he kicked a kid all the way to London, when he arrived in England he had the feeling God was cursing his mom. He knew that his destiny was yet to be decided.
Although beans attacked like crazy, Xin Zhao cried, "Never! You shall dance for glory." Meanwhile London exploded from a giant fart that was coming from The Queen of China. She was eating blue cheese while taking drugs from Pakistan.
The Turbo Snail heard about it and he decided to street race with Vin Diesel to win Angelina Jolie's heart and marry her. After The great warrior of shu saw this event he brushed his teeth with a toilet brush. So he got his dogs to attack CaoCao's stairs and rape trees. CaoCao knew it, so he ordered five giraffes to kill his mother. His mother survived by using a ninja's Katana and a pair of socks. Xin Zhao expected his army to go play poker and get drunk. Meanwhile a giant can o' beer appeared in Disney Land and Mickey Mouse pissed on Goofy. Lu Bu was impressed, therefor he blew the candles off the table. Furion is an awesome clown pervert and is hot. CaoCao then hired a ninja monkey to open widely his mouth and scream "HALLELUJAH!". An elephant kicked a.... |
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| Subject: Re: [Game] The Eternal story. Tue Aug 10, 2010 9:10 pm | |
| The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles in Los Angeles. After drinking german blood he realized that Germans taste awful. He spit his son on his snowboarding clothes. After he jumped from a cliff and saw a flying carpet, he almost shit on CaoCao's wife and fainted.
When he claimed his shit, he knew that was not what he wanted. So then he kicked a kid all the way to London, when he arrived in England he had the feeling God was cursing his mom. He knew that his destiny was yet to be decided.
Although beans attacked like crazy, Xin Zhao cried, "Never! You shall dance for glory." Meanwhile London exploded from a giant fart that was coming from The Queen of China. She was eating blue cheese while taking drugs from Pakistan.
The Turbo Snail heard about it and he decided to street race with Vin Diesel to win Angelina Jolie's heart and marry her. After The great warrior of shu saw this event he brushed his teeth with a toilet brush. So he got his dogs to attack CaoCao's stairs and rape trees. CaoCao knew it, so he ordered five giraffes to kill his mother. His mother survived by using a ninja's Katana and a pair of socks. Xin Zhao expected his army to go play poker and get drunk. Meanwhile a giant can o' beer appeared in Disney Land and Mickey Mouse pissed on Goofy. Lu Bu was impressed, therefor he blew the candles off the table. Furion is an awesome clown pervert and is hot. CaoCao then hired a ninja monkey to open widely his mouth and scream "HALLELUJAH!". An elephant kicked a banana to... | |
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| Subject: Re: [Game] The Eternal story. Tue Aug 10, 2010 9:11 pm | |
| The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles in Los Angeles. After drinking german blood he realized that Germans taste awful. He spit his son on his snowboarding clothes. After he jumped from a cliff and saw a flying carpet, he almost shit on CaoCao's wife and fainted.
When he claimed his shit, he knew that was not what he wanted. So then he kicked a kid all the way to London, when he arrived in England he had the feeling God was cursing his mom. He knew that his destiny was yet to be decided.
Although beans attacked like crazy, Xin Zhao cried, "Never! You shall dance for glory." Meanwhile London exploded from a giant fart that was coming from The Queen of China. She was eating blue cheese while taking drugs from Pakistan.
The Turbo Snail heard about it and he decided to street race with Vin Diesel to win Angelina Jolie's heart and marry her. After The great warrior of shu saw this event he brushed his teeth with a toilet brush. So he got his dogs to attack CaoCao's stairs and rape trees. CaoCao knew it, so he ordered five giraffes to kill his mother. His mother survived by using a ninja's Katana and a pair of socks. Xin Zhao expected his army to go play poker and get drunk. Meanwhile a giant can o' beer appeared in Disney Land and Mickey Mouse pissed on Goofy. Lu Bu was impressed, therefor he blew the candles off the table. Furion is an awesome clown pervert and is hot. CaoCao then hired a ninja monkey to open widely his mouth and scream "HALLELUJAH!". An elephant kicked a banana to CaoCao`s sister.... |
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