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Posts : 1517 Join date : 2010-07-08 Age : 29 Location : Pedoland
| Subject: Re: [Game] The Eternal story. Sun Aug 08, 2010 6:37 pm | |
| The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles in Los Angeles. After drinking german blood he realized that Germans taste awful. He spit his son on his snowboarding clothes. After he jumped from a cliff and saw a flying carpet, he almost shit on CaoCao's wife and fainted.
When he claimed his shit, he knew that was not what he wanted. So then he kicked a kid all the way to London, when he arrived in England he had the feeling God was cursing his mom. He knew that his destiny was yet to be decided.
Although beans attacked like crazy, Xin Zhao cried, "Never! You shall dance for glory." Meanwhile London exploded from a giant fart that was coming from The Queen of China. She was eating blue cheese while taking drugs from Pakistan.
The Turbo Snail heard about it and he decided to street race with Vin Diesel to win Angelina Jolie's heart and marry her. After The great warrior of shu saw this event he brushed his teeth with a toilet brush. So he got his dogs to attack CaoCao's stairs and rape trees. CaoCao knew it, so | |
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Posts : 623 Join date : 2010-07-09 Age : 31 Location : Munich
| Subject: Re: [Game] The Eternal story. Sun Aug 08, 2010 7:08 pm | |
| The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles in Los Angeles. After drinking german blood he realized that Germans taste awful. He spit his son on his snowboarding clothes. After he jumped from a cliff and saw a flying carpet, he almost shit on CaoCao's wife and fainted.
When he claimed his shit, he knew that was not what he wanted. So then he kicked a kid all the way to London, when he arrived in England he had the feeling God was cursing his mom. He knew that his destiny was yet to be decided.
Although beans attacked like crazy, Xin Zhao cried, "Never! You shall dance for glory." Meanwhile London exploded from a giant fart that was coming from The Queen of China. She was eating blue cheese while taking drugs from Pakistan.
The Turbo Snail heard about it and he decided to street race with Vin Diesel to win Angelina Jolie's heart and marry her. After The great warrior of shu saw this event he brushed his teeth with a toilet brush. So he got his dogs to attack CaoCao's stairs and rape trees. CaoCao knew it, so he ordered... | |
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| Subject: Re: [Game] The Eternal story. Sun Aug 08, 2010 7:35 pm | |
| The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles in Los Angeles. After drinking german blood he realized that Germans taste awful. He spit his son on his snowboarding clothes. After he jumped from a cliff and saw a flying carpet, he almost shit on CaoCao's wife and fainted.
When he claimed his shit, he knew that was not what he wanted. So then he kicked a kid all the way to London, when he arrived in England he had the feeling God was cursing his mom. He knew that his destiny was yet to be decided.
Although beans attacked like crazy, Xin Zhao cried, "Never! You shall dance for glory." Meanwhile London exploded from a giant fart that was coming from The Queen of China. She was eating blue cheese while taking drugs from Pakistan.
The Turbo Snail heard about it and he decided to street race with Vin Diesel to win Angelina Jolie's heart and marry her. After The great warrior of shu saw this event he brushed his teeth with a toilet brush. So he got his dogs to attack CaoCao's stairs and rape trees. CaoCao knew it, so he ordered five
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| Subject: Re: [Game] The Eternal story. Sun Aug 08, 2010 7:42 pm | |
| The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles in Los Angeles. After drinking german blood he realized that Germans taste awful. He spit his son on his snowboarding clothes. After he jumped from a cliff and saw a flying carpet, he almost shit on CaoCao's wife and fainted.
When he claimed his shit, he knew that was not what he wanted. So then he kicked a kid all the way to London, when he arrived in England he had the feeling God was cursing his mom. He knew that his destiny was yet to be decided.
Although beans attacked like crazy, Xin Zhao cried, "Never! You shall dance for glory." Meanwhile London exploded from a giant fart that was coming from The Queen of China. She was eating blue cheese while taking drugs from Pakistan.
The Turbo Snail heard about it and he decided to street race with Vin Diesel to win Angelina Jolie's heart and marry her. After The great warrior of shu saw this event he brushed his teeth with a toilet brush. So he got his dogs to attack CaoCao's stairs and rape trees. CaoCao knew it, so he ordered five giraffes...
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Posts : 623 Join date : 2010-07-09 Age : 31 Location : Munich
| Subject: Re: [Game] The Eternal story. Sun Aug 08, 2010 7:50 pm | |
| The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles in Los Angeles. After drinking german blood he realized that Germans taste awful. He spit his son on his snowboarding clothes. After he jumped from a cliff and saw a flying carpet, he almost shit on CaoCao's wife and fainted.
When he claimed his shit, he knew that was not what he wanted. So then he kicked a kid all the way to London, when he arrived in England he had the feeling God was cursing his mom. He knew that his destiny was yet to be decided.
Although beans attacked like crazy, Xin Zhao cried, "Never! You shall dance for glory." Meanwhile London exploded from a giant fart that was coming from The Queen of China. She was eating blue cheese while taking drugs from Pakistan.
The Turbo Snail heard about it and he decided to street race with Vin Diesel to win Angelina Jolie's heart and marry her. After The great warrior of shu saw this event he brushed his teeth with a toilet brush. So he got his dogs to attack CaoCao's stairs and rape trees. CaoCao knew it, so he ordered five giraffes to kill.. | |
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| Subject: Re: [Game] The Eternal story. Sun Aug 08, 2010 8:15 pm | |
| The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles in Los Angeles. After drinking german blood he realized that Germans taste awful. He spit his son on his snowboarding clothes. After he jumped from a cliff and saw a flying carpet, he almost shit on CaoCao's wife and fainted.
When he claimed his shit, he knew that was not what he wanted. So then he kicked a kid all the way to London, when he arrived in England he had the feeling God was cursing his mom. He knew that his destiny was yet to be decided.
Although beans attacked like crazy, Xin Zhao cried, "Never! You shall dance for glory." Meanwhile London exploded from a giant fart that was coming from The Queen of China. She was eating blue cheese while taking drugs from Pakistan.
The Turbo Snail heard about it and he decided to street race with Vin Diesel to win Angelina Jolie's heart and marry her. After The great warrior of shu saw this event he brushed his teeth with a toilet brush. So he got his dogs to attack CaoCao's stairs and rape trees. CaoCao knew it, so he ordered five giraffes to kill his mother. |
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| Subject: Re: [Game] The Eternal story. Sun Aug 08, 2010 8:43 pm | |
| The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles in Los Angeles. After drinking german blood he realized that Germans taste awful. He spit his son on his snowboarding clothes. After he jumped from a cliff and saw a flying carpet, he almost shit on CaoCao's wife and fainted.
When he claimed his shit, he knew that was not what he wanted. So then he kicked a kid all the way to London, when he arrived in England he had the feeling God was cursing his mom. He knew that his destiny was yet to be decided.
Although beans attacked like crazy, Xin Zhao cried, "Never! You shall dance for glory." Meanwhile London exploded from a giant fart that was coming from The Queen of China. She was eating blue cheese while taking drugs from Pakistan.
The Turbo Snail heard about it and he decided to street race with Vin Diesel to win Angelina Jolie's heart and marry her. After The great warrior of shu saw this event he brushed his teeth with a toilet brush. So he got his dogs to attack CaoCao's stairs and rape trees. CaoCao knew it, so he ordered five giraffes to kill his mother. His mother.. | |
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| Subject: Re: [Game] The Eternal story. Sun Aug 08, 2010 10:07 pm | |
| The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles in Los Angeles. After drinking german blood he realized that Germans taste awful. He spit his son on his snowboarding clothes. After he jumped from a cliff and saw a flying carpet, he almost shit on CaoCao's wife and fainted.
When he claimed his shit, he knew that was not what he wanted. So then he kicked a kid all the way to London, when he arrived in England he had the feeling God was cursing his mom. He knew that his destiny was yet to be decided.
Although beans attacked like crazy, Xin Zhao cried, "Never! You shall dance for glory." Meanwhile London exploded from a giant fart that was coming from The Queen of China. She was eating blue cheese while taking drugs from Pakistan.
The Turbo Snail heard about it and he decided to street race with Vin Diesel to win Angelina Jolie's heart and marry her. After The great warrior of shu saw this event he brushed his teeth with a toilet brush. So he got his dogs to attack CaoCao's stairs and rape trees. CaoCao knew it, so he ordered five giraffes to kill his mother. His mother survived... | |
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Posts : 623 Join date : 2010-07-09 Age : 31 Location : Munich
| Subject: Re: [Game] The Eternal story. Sun Aug 08, 2010 10:36 pm | |
| The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles in Los Angeles. After drinking german blood he realized that Germans taste awful. He spit his son on his snowboarding clothes. After he jumped from a cliff and saw a flying carpet, he almost shit on CaoCao's wife and fainted.
When he claimed his shit, he knew that was not what he wanted. So then he kicked a kid all the way to London, when he arrived in England he had the feeling God was cursing his mom. He knew that his destiny was yet to be decided.
Although beans attacked like crazy, Xin Zhao cried, "Never! You shall dance for glory." Meanwhile London exploded from a giant fart that was coming from The Queen of China. She was eating blue cheese while taking drugs from Pakistan.
The Turbo Snail heard about it and he decided to street race with Vin Diesel to win Angelina Jolie's heart and marry her. After The great warrior of shu saw this event he brushed his teeth with a toilet brush. So he got his dogs to attack CaoCao's stairs and rape trees. CaoCao knew it, so he ordered five giraffes to kill his mother. His mother survived by using... | |
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| Subject: Re: [Game] The Eternal story. Sun Aug 08, 2010 10:41 pm | |
| The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles in Los Angeles. After drinking german blood he realized that Germans taste awful. He spit his son on his snowboarding clothes. After he jumped from a cliff and saw a flying carpet, he almost shit on CaoCao's wife and fainted.
When he claimed his shit, he knew that was not what he wanted. So then he kicked a kid all the way to London, when he arrived in England he had the feeling God was cursing his mom. He knew that his destiny was yet to be decided.
Although beans attacked like crazy, Xin Zhao cried, "Never! You shall dance for glory." Meanwhile London exploded from a giant fart that was coming from The Queen of China. She was eating blue cheese while taking drugs from Pakistan.
The Turbo Snail heard about it and he decided to street race with Vin Diesel to win Angelina Jolie's heart and marry her. After The great warrior of shu saw this event he brushed his teeth with a toilet brush. So he got his dogs to attack CaoCao's stairs and rape trees. CaoCao knew it, so he ordered five giraffes to kill his mother. His mother survived by using a ninja...
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| Subject: Re: [Game] The Eternal story. Sun Aug 08, 2010 11:44 pm | |
| The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles in Los Angeles. After drinking german blood he realized that Germans taste awful. He spit his son on his snowboarding clothes. After he jumped from a cliff and saw a flying carpet, he almost shit on CaoCao's wife and fainted.
When he claimed his shit, he knew that was not what he wanted. So then he kicked a kid all the way to London, when he arrived in England he had the feeling God was cursing his mom. He knew that his destiny was yet to be decided.
Although beans attacked like crazy, Xin Zhao cried, "Never! You shall dance for glory." Meanwhile London exploded from a giant fart that was coming from The Queen of China. She was eating blue cheese while taking drugs from Pakistan.
The Turbo Snail heard about it and he decided to street race with Vin Diesel to win Angelina Jolie's heart and marry her. After The great warrior of shu saw this event he brushed his teeth with a toilet brush. So he got his dogs to attack CaoCao's stairs and rape trees. CaoCao knew it, so he ordered five giraffes to kill his mother. His mother survived by using a ninja's Katana. ... | |
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| Subject: Re: [Game] The Eternal story. Sun Aug 08, 2010 11:45 pm | |
| The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles in Los Angeles. After drinking german blood he realized that Germans taste awful. He spit his son on his snowboarding clothes. After he jumped from a cliff and saw a flying carpet, he almost shit on CaoCao's wife and fainted.
When he claimed his shit, he knew that was not what he wanted. So then he kicked a kid all the way to London, when he arrived in England he had the feeling God was cursing his mom. He knew that his destiny was yet to be decided.
Although beans attacked like crazy, Xin Zhao cried, "Never! You shall dance for glory." Meanwhile London exploded from a giant fart that was coming from The Queen of China. She was eating blue cheese while taking drugs from Pakistan.
The Turbo Snail heard about it and he decided to street race with Vin Diesel to win Angelina Jolie's heart and marry her. After The great warrior of shu saw this event he brushed his teeth with a toilet brush. So he got his dogs to attack CaoCao's stairs and rape trees. CaoCao knew it, so he ordered five giraffes to kill his mother. His mother survived by using a ninja's Katana and a pair... |
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| Subject: Re: [Game] The Eternal story. Mon Aug 09, 2010 1:44 am | |
| The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles in Los Angeles. After drinking german blood he realized that Germans taste awful. He spit his son on his snowboarding clothes. After he jumped from a cliff and saw a flying carpet, he almost shit on CaoCao's wife and fainted.
When he claimed his shit, he knew that was not what he wanted. So then he kicked a kid all the way to London, when he arrived in England he had the feeling God was cursing his mom. He knew that his destiny was yet to be decided.
Although beans attacked like crazy, Xin Zhao cried, "Never! You shall dance for glory." Meanwhile London exploded from a giant fart that was coming from The Queen of China. She was eating blue cheese while taking drugs from Pakistan.
The Turbo Snail heard about it and he decided to street race with Vin Diesel to win Angelina Jolie's heart and marry her. After The great warrior of shu saw this event he brushed his teeth with a toilet brush. So he got his dogs to attack CaoCao's stairs and rape trees. CaoCao knew it, so he ordered five giraffes to kill his mother. His mother survived by using a ninja's Katana and a pair of socks. | |
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| Subject: Re: [Game] The Eternal story. Mon Aug 09, 2010 1:52 am | |
| The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles in Los Angeles. After drinking german blood he realized that Germans taste awful. He spit his son on his snowboarding clothes. After he jumped from a cliff and saw a flying carpet, he almost shit on CaoCao's wife and fainted.
When he claimed his shit, he knew that was not what he wanted. So then he kicked a kid all the way to London, when he arrived in England he had the feeling God was cursing his mom. He knew that his destiny was yet to be decided.
Although beans attacked like crazy, Xin Zhao cried, "Never! You shall dance for glory." Meanwhile London exploded from a giant fart that was coming from The Queen of China. She was eating blue cheese while taking drugs from Pakistan.
The Turbo Snail heard about it and he decided to street race with Vin Diesel to win Angelina Jolie's heart and marry her. After The great warrior of shu saw this event he brushed his teeth with a toilet brush. So he got his dogs to attack CaoCao's stairs and rape trees. CaoCao knew it, so he ordered five giraffes to kill his mother. His mother survived by using a ninja's Katana and a pair of socks. Xin Zhao... | |
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| Subject: Re: [Game] The Eternal story. Mon Aug 09, 2010 2:05 am | |
| The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles in Los Angeles. After drinking german blood he realized that Germans taste awful. He spit his son on his snowboarding clothes. After he jumped from a cliff and saw a flying carpet, he almost shit on CaoCao's wife and fainted.
When he claimed his shit, he knew that was not what he wanted. So then he kicked a kid all the way to London, when he arrived in England he had the feeling God was cursing his mom. He knew that his destiny was yet to be decided.
Although beans attacked like crazy, Xin Zhao cried, "Never! You shall dance for glory." Meanwhile London exploded from a giant fart that was coming from The Queen of China. She was eating blue cheese while taking drugs from Pakistan.
The Turbo Snail heard about it and he decided to street race with Vin Diesel to win Angelina Jolie's heart and marry her. After The great warrior of shu saw this event he brushed his teeth with a toilet brush. So he got his dogs to attack CaoCao's stairs and rape trees. CaoCao knew it, so he ordered five giraffes to kill his mother. His mother survived by using a ninja's Katana and a pair of socks. Xin Zhao expected | |
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| Subject: Re: [Game] The Eternal story. Mon Aug 09, 2010 2:18 am | |
| The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles in Los Angeles. After drinking german blood he realized that Germans taste awful. He spit his son on his snowboarding clothes. After he jumped from a cliff and saw a flying carpet, he almost shit on CaoCao's wife and fainted.
When he claimed his shit, he knew that was not what he wanted. So then he kicked a kid all the way to London, when he arrived in England he had the feeling God was cursing his mom. He knew that his destiny was yet to be decided.
Although beans attacked like crazy, Xin Zhao cried, "Never! You shall dance for glory." Meanwhile London exploded from a giant fart that was coming from The Queen of China. She was eating blue cheese while taking drugs from Pakistan.
The Turbo Snail heard about it and he decided to street race with Vin Diesel to win Angelina Jolie's heart and marry her. After The great warrior of shu saw this event he brushed his teeth with a toilet brush. So he got his dogs to attack CaoCao's stairs and rape trees. CaoCao knew it, so he ordered five giraffes to kill his mother. His mother survived by using a ninja's Katana and a pair of socks. Xin Zhao expected his army... | |
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| Subject: Re: [Game] The Eternal story. Mon Aug 09, 2010 2:26 am | |
| The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles in Los Angeles. After drinking german blood he realized that Germans taste awful. He spit his son on his snowboarding clothes. After he jumped from a cliff and saw a flying carpet, he almost shit on CaoCao's wife and fainted.
When he claimed his shit, he knew that was not what he wanted. So then he kicked a kid all the way to London, when he arrived in England he had the feeling God was cursing his mom. He knew that his destiny was yet to be decided.
Although beans attacked like crazy, Xin Zhao cried, "Never! You shall dance for glory." Meanwhile London exploded from a giant fart that was coming from The Queen of China. She was eating blue cheese while taking drugs from Pakistan.
The Turbo Snail heard about it and he decided to street race with Vin Diesel to win Angelina Jolie's heart and marry her. After The great warrior of shu saw this event he brushed his teeth with a toilet brush. So he got his dogs to attack CaoCao's stairs and rape trees. CaoCao knew it, so he ordered five giraffes to kill his mother. His mother survived by using a ninja's Katana and a pair of socks. Xin Zhao expected his army to go play | |
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| Subject: Re: [Game] The Eternal story. Mon Aug 09, 2010 4:21 am | |
| The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles in Los Angeles. After drinking german blood he realized that Germans taste awful. He spit his son on his snowboarding clothes. After he jumped from a cliff and saw a flying carpet, he almost shit on CaoCao's wife and fainted.
When he claimed his shit, he knew that was not what he wanted. So then he kicked a kid all the way to London, when he arrived in England he had the feeling God was cursing his mom. He knew that his destiny was yet to be decided.
Although beans attacked like crazy, Xin Zhao cried, "Never! You shall dance for glory." Meanwhile London exploded from a giant fart that was coming from The Queen of China. She was eating blue cheese while taking drugs from Pakistan.
The Turbo Snail heard about it and he decided to street race with Vin Diesel to win Angelina Jolie's heart and marry her. After The great warrior of shu saw this event he brushed his teeth with a toilet brush. So he got his dogs to attack CaoCao's stairs and rape trees. CaoCao knew it, so he ordered five giraffes to kill his mother. His mother survived by using a ninja's Katana and a pair of socks. Xin Zhao expected his army to go play poker and...
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| Subject: Re: [Game] The Eternal story. Mon Aug 09, 2010 6:16 am | |
| The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles in Los Angeles. After drinking german blood he realized that Germans taste awful. He spit his son on his snowboarding clothes. After he jumped from a cliff and saw a flying carpet, he almost shit on CaoCao's wife and fainted.
When he claimed his shit, he knew that was not what he wanted. So then he kicked a kid all the way to London, when he arrived in England he had the feeling God was cursing his mom. He knew that his destiny was yet to be decided.
Although beans attacked like crazy, Xin Zhao cried, "Never! You shall dance for glory." Meanwhile London exploded from a giant fart that was coming from The Queen of China. She was eating blue cheese while taking drugs from Pakistan.
The Turbo Snail heard about it and he decided to street race with Vin Diesel to win Angelina Jolie's heart and marry her. After The great warrior of shu saw this event he brushed his teeth with a toilet brush. So he got his dogs to attack CaoCao's stairs and rape trees. CaoCao knew it, so he ordered five giraffes to kill his mother. His mother survived by using a ninja's Katana and a pair of socks. Xin Zhao expected his army to go play poker and get drunk. ...
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| Subject: Re: [Game] The Eternal story. Mon Aug 09, 2010 6:28 am | |
| The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles in Los Angeles. After drinking german blood he realized that Germans taste awful. He spit his son on his snowboarding clothes. After he jumped from a cliff and saw a flying carpet, he almost shit on CaoCao's wife and fainted.
When he claimed his shit, he knew that was not what he wanted. So then he kicked a kid all the way to London, when he arrived in England he had the feeling God was cursing his mom. He knew that his destiny was yet to be decided.
Although beans attacked like crazy, Xin Zhao cried, "Never! You shall dance for glory." Meanwhile London exploded from a giant fart that was coming from The Queen of China. She was eating blue cheese while taking drugs from Pakistan.
The Turbo Snail heard about it and he decided to street race with Vin Diesel to win Angelina Jolie's heart and marry her. After The great warrior of shu saw this event he brushed his teeth with a toilet brush. So he got his dogs to attack CaoCao's stairs and rape trees. CaoCao knew it, so he ordered five giraffes to kill his mother. His mother survived by using a ninja's Katana and a pair of socks. Xin Zhao expected his army to go play poker and get drunk.Meanwhile a...
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| Subject: Re: [Game] The Eternal story. Mon Aug 09, 2010 9:29 am | |
| The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles in Los Angeles. After drinking german blood he realized that Germans taste awful. He spit his son on his snowboarding clothes. After he jumped from a cliff and saw a flying carpet, he almost shit on CaoCao's wife and fainted.
When he claimed his shit, he knew that was not what he wanted. So then he kicked a kid all the way to London, when he arrived in England he had the feeling God was cursing his mom. He knew that his destiny was yet to be decided.
Although beans attacked like crazy, Xin Zhao cried, "Never! You shall dance for glory." Meanwhile London exploded from a giant fart that was coming from The Queen of China. She was eating blue cheese while taking drugs from Pakistan.
The Turbo Snail heard about it and he decided to street race with Vin Diesel to win Angelina Jolie's heart and marry her. After The great warrior of shu saw this event he brushed his teeth with a toilet brush. So he got his dogs to attack CaoCao's stairs and rape trees. CaoCao knew it, so he ordered five giraffes to kill his mother. His mother survived by using a ninja's Katana and a pair of socks. Xin Zhao expected his army to go play poker and get drunk.Meanwhile a giant...
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| Subject: Re: [Game] The Eternal story. Mon Aug 09, 2010 2:03 pm | |
| The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles in Los Angeles. After drinking german blood he realized that Germans taste awful. He spit his son on his snowboarding clothes. After he jumped from a cliff and saw a flying carpet, he almost shit on CaoCao's wife and fainted.
When he claimed his shit, he knew that was not what he wanted. So then he kicked a kid all the way to London, when he arrived in England he had the feeling God was cursing his mom. He knew that his destiny was yet to be decided.
Although beans attacked like crazy, Xin Zhao cried, "Never! You shall dance for glory." Meanwhile London exploded from a giant fart that was coming from The Queen of China. She was eating blue cheese while taking drugs from Pakistan.
The Turbo Snail heard about it and he decided to street race with Vin Diesel to win Angelina Jolie's heart and marry her. After The great warrior of shu saw this event he brushed his teeth with a toilet brush. So he got his dogs to attack CaoCao's stairs and rape trees. CaoCao knew it, so he ordered five giraffes to kill his mother. His mother survived by using a ninja's Katana and a pair of socks. Xin Zhao expected his army to go play poker and get drunk.Meanwhile a giant can o' beer | |
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| Subject: Re: [Game] The Eternal story. Mon Aug 09, 2010 4:44 pm | |
| The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles in Los Angeles. After drinking german blood he realized that Germans taste awful. He spit his son on his snowboarding clothes. After he jumped from a cliff and saw a flying carpet, he almost shit on CaoCao's wife and fainted.
When he claimed his shit, he knew that was not what he wanted. So then he kicked a kid all the way to London, when he arrived in England he had the feeling God was cursing his mom. He knew that his destiny was yet to be decided.
Although beans attacked like crazy, Xin Zhao cried, "Never! You shall dance for glory." Meanwhile London exploded from a giant fart that was coming from The Queen of China. She was eating blue cheese while taking drugs from Pakistan.
The Turbo Snail heard about it and he decided to street race with Vin Diesel to win Angelina Jolie's heart and marry her. After The great warrior of shu saw this event he brushed his teeth with a toilet brush. So he got his dogs to attack CaoCao's stairs and rape trees. CaoCao knew it, so he ordered five giraffes to kill his mother. His mother survived by using a ninja's Katana and a pair of socks. Xin Zhao expected his army to go play poker and get drunk. Meanwhile a giant can o' beer appeared... | |
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| The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles in Los Angeles. After drinking german blood he realized that Germans taste awful. He spit his son on his snowboarding clothes. After he jumped from a cliff and saw a flying carpet, he almost shit on CaoCao's wife and fainted.
When he claimed his shit, he knew that was not what he wanted. So then he kicked a kid all the way to London, when he arrived in England he had the feeling God was cursing his mom. He knew that his destiny was yet to be decided.
Although beans attacked like crazy, Xin Zhao cried, "Never! You shall dance for glory." Meanwhile London exploded from a giant fart that was coming from The Queen of China. She was eating blue cheese while taking drugs from Pakistan.
The Turbo Snail heard about it and he decided to street race with Vin Diesel to win Angelina Jolie's heart and marry her. After The great warrior of shu saw this event he brushed his teeth with a toilet brush. So he got his dogs to attack CaoCao's stairs and rape trees. CaoCao knew it, so he ordered five giraffes to kill his mother. His mother survived by using a ninja's Katana and a pair of socks. Xin Zhao expected his army to go play poker and get drunk. Meanwhile a giant can o' beer appeared in Disney Land.... |
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| Subject: Re: [Game] The Eternal story. Mon Aug 09, 2010 8:24 pm | |
| The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles in Los Angeles. After drinking german blood he realized that Germans taste awful. He spit his son on his snowboarding clothes. After he jumped from a cliff and saw a flying carpet, he almost shit on CaoCao's wife and fainted.
When he claimed his shit, he knew that was not what he wanted. So then he kicked a kid all the way to London, when he arrived in England he had the feeling God was cursing his mom. He knew that his destiny was yet to be decided.
Although beans attacked like crazy, Xin Zhao cried, "Never! You shall dance for glory." Meanwhile London exploded from a giant fart that was coming from The Queen of China. She was eating blue cheese while taking drugs from Pakistan.
The Turbo Snail heard about it and he decided to street race with Vin Diesel to win Angelina Jolie's heart and marry her. After The great warrior of shu saw this event he brushed his teeth with a toilet brush. So he got his dogs to attack CaoCao's stairs and rape trees. CaoCao knew it, so he ordered five giraffes to kill his mother. His mother survived by using a ninja's Katana and a pair of socks. Xin Zhao expected his army to go play poker and get drunk. Meanwhile a giant can o' beer appeared in Disney Land and Mickey Mouse | |
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