[Game] Your wish has been granted..

granted, but you can never come back and get stuck as a pikachu for all eternity.

I wish i could read everyone's mind.

granted but ppl only think abt gross things they wanna do to u and u freak and kill urself
i wish i knew everything abt computer hardware and software

Granted, but you are gaining so much knowledge at once, you just can't take it and your Brain explodes, ironically splattering all over your hardware.

I wish I could transform into everything i want.

granted but ur transformations take over ur brain so that when u trans into a leopard in the middle of a city, u get shot

--Nothing to grant. Don't make this happen again!

I wish Raven did not forget to add a wish.

Granted, but his next wishes are going to be so gross, the FBI will shut this site down and confiscate our hard drives.

I wish i had a Big mac and some cheese burgers right now.

Granted, but there is hidden cockroachs in them which u dont realize until you eat.

I wish my dog wasnt a sociopath.

granted but he becomes a serial killer and u + ur entire family + all ur friends get killed by a dog
i wish i had had the power to travel throught time w/o aging

Granted, but when you are first trying to travel, you arrive exactly at a tree's location. You melt with it and be stuck inside it until someone cuts both of you down.

I wish i could stop the time as long as i wanted. This would also be kinda like teleporting, i just have to walk the way myself lol.

granted but gravity is multiplied by 1000 when u stop time so that ur legs break under ur own weight
i wish i had control over the elements(water, fire, wood, steel and earth)

Granted but you will spontaneously burst in flames. ("wood" and "steel"? lol more like earth, wind and fire)

i wish I didn't have to work starting september.

Zholat wrote:

Granted but you will spontaneously burst in flames. ("wood" and "steel"? lol more like earth, wind and fire)

i wish I didn't have to work starting september.

yea i dun use the western elements but the chinese ones n those r wood, steel, water, fire and earth so yea ^^
banned 4 having a job

Ravensedge77 wrote:

yea i dun use the western elements but the chinese ones n those r wood, steel, water, fire and earth so yea ^^
banned 4 having a job

Lol, this isn't the banned, It's the wish granted game. Damn you must be confused .

oh damnit >.<
ok i wish i havent done that

Granted, but the posts up ahead will always prove the truth that you -did- do it.

I wish for dinner to be ready

granted but its dinner is sumthin u dun like... like ... haggis.... or... monkeh brains
i wish i could rule the world

Granted, but hate and rebellion groups rise everywhere and your world escaltes into one big ass civil war. At the end, you are found dead among a field of corpses. Rest in peace.

I wish I will rule the world already.
(Since I'm going to rule it anyways)

granted but ur wife assasinates u cuz u just had to have a succubus as a wife(u power addicted dutchman(no offence)) ^^
i wish i was the leader of an occult order

Granted, but this occult order is filled with insane thoughts and rituals. As leader, you are cut up in pieces and sacrifsed for some great good.

I wish..*points to sky* that I can piece the heavens one day! (Anime watchers will know the reference )

Granted, but your best friend get killed and Anti-Spirals come to destroy humanity.
i wish T3fun weren't fail

Granted, but they are going to be so epic, chuck norris feels threatened and round house kicks the whole fanbase into another dimension.

I wish i wouldn't feel weird when watching Azumanga Daioh. (It's just so funny <<)

granted but as soon as u open any episode, u start roflin like hell till ur head explodes cuz o all the laughture
i wish my parents would listen to me(as in obey)

Ravensedge77 wrote:

granted but as soon as u open any episode, u start roflin like hell till ur head explodes cuz o all the laughture
i wish my parents would listen to me(as in obey)

granted but ur parents kill themselves and ur left alone with no guideness in life and become homeless for the rest of ur life

i wish i umm...kinda weird wish but i wanna be the grim reaper or some people call him death.

granted but u are so bad at being the grim reaper that u break ur cleaver and the entire world will be immortal, u will be outta a job and doomed to wander as a skeleton w/ a cape 4 all eternity

simple wish, i wish 4 a cracker

granted, but it's poisoned. (yea i know that's kinda lame but i couldn't think of anything lol)

i wish i had my own McDonalds.