[Game] Your wish has been granted..

Granted but the patcher won't work for you and you can't play muwahahaha

I wish I had 1M dollars *-*

Granted, but during that day the part is closed so you your friends, family and you find yourself walking around in a deserted Disney World

I wish my patcher for HotK would work again..

Granded but then your account got hacked and the PWE bans your IP and mac forever xd

I wish for an apple.

Granted, but it falls out of the tree, hitting you on the head and knocing you out.

I wish I would have signed up before April 26th for HoTK or at least remember when I signed up so I wouldn't have gotten excited

Granted, but the massive amount of players playing at that time overheats your computer making it explode and set your house on fire.

I wish for 1 million bucks.

Granted, but you become a prime target for plenty of bad guys. You will now spend the rest of your life in fear, surrounded by five bodyguards 24/7, and not knowing when your life will end.

I wish that the new soccer season would start already.

Granted but because of the heat football players are unable to play soccer so the season will start normally xd

I wish I could be you.

Granted, but you find yourself being swallowed by evil power and surpressing rebellions initiated by all power hungry hyenas here.

I wish...that it would rain money from the sky!

Granted but everyone else get the money so the inflation is growing and the money become worthless.

I wish Reivalt was my slave

granted, but he becomes 2nd spartacus, rises an army and destroy you

i wish i was lvl 40 already(in HoTK)

Granted, but those few extra hours are just a tad too much on your biological clock. In the end, you die from some kind of disorder causes by this event.

I wish I would not get bored of HotK like in the CB *tough one*

Granted, but you are going to get so addicted, because of the fun, you are going to starve and die from exhaustion (lawl).

I wish to be Immortal.

Granted, but you will have to watch your friends, family and everyone you know die before you. In the end, you will be completely alone.

I wish Aika Global would be here!

Granted, but due to a random bug T3fail accidentally put into the game your IP gets banned and everyone will be able to play but you.

I wish i would live in a giant mansion.

granted but its haunted by poltergeists ^^
i wish i was a REAL demon that can control ravens

granted, but the ravens won't stop taking mid-air dumps on your possessions.

I wish i had a cat that I could ride, could fly, could breath fire and had the voice of will smith.

granted but the cat does not obey you and will smiths voice will strart to annoy you
i wish i had more talent at playing guitar than all great guitar heroes 2gether

granted, but paparazzi will follow you everywhere and you have no intimacy

i wish i had today games that will be released next year

granted but the GMs will find out and use their mega-hyper-ultra-super computer knowledge to make ur computer become an A-bomb that destroys the planet
i wish i had the gift to talk to animals

Granted, but they are making gay jokes all day, you will become so annoyed suicide is the only option left.

I wish I could play Gaika about a week before everyone else, so i can out level all you bi***es .

Granted, but your high level causes envy and a hacker takes over your account and deletes all your characters.

I wish for a stable HotK branch.

granted but its 0% alcohol ^^
i wish i could warp into anime series