WHY???? (german & english)

IS THERE NOBODY ON TODAY????

I was bored the whole day ... no one here to write with ... skip your real life and amuse me ...


dance my kids ... DANCE FOR ME!!!

Neva! Free yourself from Johnny's chains of oppression! I call mutiny! xD

Dem Bayer werd ich schon zeigen, wie man tanzt *mit dem Texas Revolver vor die Füße schießen so das er hin und her springt*

(I will show this bavarian guy how to dance *shooting near his feet with the texas colt to make him jump around*)

Lawl I was only born in germany . In fact I'm half finnish and half somalian(half pirate xD). So get over here Jo and show this metalpirate your skills . xD

So, da mir langweilig ist, schreib ich jetzt ohne übersetzung ^^

Machen wir nen Spiel raus

Benutzt "Copy & Paste"

geht auf

http://de.babelfish.yahoo.com/

oder sowas in der art und übersetzt es euch selber XD

1. Ryu ist ein Inder, und macht bald viele Kinder
Crash der kommt aus Isreal, und ist unser Clan Rebell

Uiii, Somalia, my ex ex ex ex ex ex ex ... (8 years ago) was from there

and my finish ex is 11 years ago, so my ex ex ex ex ex ex ex ex ex ex ex ex ....

JohnnyRico wrote:

Uiii, Somalia, my ex ex ex ex ex ex ex ... (8 years ago) was from there

and my finish ex is 11 years ago, so my ex ex ex ex ex ex ex ex ex ex ex ex ....

Are there any countrys where you didn't already do it with a woman from?

JohnnyRico wrote:

1. Ryu ist ein Inder, und macht bald viele Kinder
Crash der kommt aus Isreal, und ist unser Clan Rebell

LMAO!! God I was laughing so loud when i read this!! I wonder how those two will react when they translate this xDDD.

Hmm let me think wich country I dont had ...

whole south america

beside somalia, no one form africa

hmm, europe is hard, a lot of them where half sth ... But I know I never had something with a woman from Switzerland and Norway.

And well from the new east europe states i dont get so much, but if i count them all as Russia I nearly had all from Europe

Asia: Well 1 was from Korea, 1 Japan, 1 China, 1 Iran, 1 Turkey, Rest I dont think

Well, do count cybersex with one woman from australia (Perth) ??? if not i have to skip that continet too

I agree to the rebel comment

Johnny, you should come with me in my next journey I'll make (:

This way you will got even more multi-nationed ex's xd


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On topic, I dunno about the rest but I lay on the beach almost all day and enjoy the cold beer with the company of Brithish of German people ...ehehe

wow Johnny has a whole list O.o

I've always sticked to my own country, with the exception of my German gf ^^

kinda funny that the only one not from my country is from Johnny's country xD

*Dance*

johnny's a pimp. i can never look at you the same anymore

Okay, ich verstehe nicht, diesem Thema mehr. Oh warte, kann ich zu jung sein. Ich kann gar nicht sein sollte diese Lesung. Ehh, "zurück"-Button klickt "

Daxslayer wrote:

Okay, ich verstehe nicht, diesem Thema mehr. Oh warte, kann ich zu jung sein. Ich kann gar nicht sein sollte diese Lesung. Ehh, "zurück"-Button klickt "

Google translator much? Lol, i almost died laughing at this pathetic excuse for a translation. Was the english sentence you used already messed up like this, or did Google mess it up?

Zholat wrote:

Daxslayer wrote:

Okay, ich verstehe nicht, diesem Thema mehr. Oh warte, kann ich zu jung sein. Ich kann gar nicht sein sollte diese Lesung. Ehh, "zurück"-Button klickt "

Google translator much? Lol, i almost died laughing at this pathetic excuse for a translation. Was the english sentence you used already messed up like this, or did Google mess it up?

No, it's the fail of the translation xd

Too bad people who don't know the language think it has the right meaning or even makes sence at all (:

Okay, ich verstehe nicht, diesem Thema mehr. Oh warte, kann ich zu jung sein. Ich kann gar nicht sein sollte diese Lesung. Ehh, "zurück"-Button klickt "

Oh *looool* I try to translate that back 1 to 1 so you know why we laugh ...

Okay, I do not know , them Topic more. Oh wait, may I be too young. I can not be shall this Reading. Ehh, "back" Button click

Zholat wrote:

Daxslayer wrote:

Okay, ich verstehe nicht, diesem Thema mehr. Oh warte, kann ich zu jung sein. Ich kann gar nicht sein sollte diese Lesung. Ehh, "zurück"-Button klickt "

Google translator much? Lol, i almost died laughing at this pathetic excuse for a translation. Was the english sentence you used already messed up like this, or did Google mess it up?

Google translate is a piece of crap, though I did type it lazily. I just enjoy using translators sometimes to mess with my writing. I even use it to tease my friends.

JohnnyRico wrote:

I can not be shall this Reading.

By far the funniest part .

And yeah google translate sucks. It's only good to translate something into your language so you can somewhat figure the mess out google gives you.