Subject: How to check if a man is still a virgin!
A very 'straight and honest' girl is going to Kuala Lumpur. Before she
left, her mother gave her some advice. Daughter, when you're in KL and if
you're looking for a match there, you must take note of the following
requirements Mother set for you. You must find a man that is 'faithful',
not 'spendthrift' and must be a 'virgin'.
With this advice from her mother, the girl went to Kuala Lumpur. After
some months later, she came home to her village to get her mother's
blessings to marry.
"Mother, I've met my match following your instructions. My future husband
is faithful because when we went out for a holiday one day, he took care of
me specifically even though there were so many prettier girls around. Isn't
that being faithful?" Her mother nodded in agreement.
"Then, since the day was getting late in the night and rain was
pouring, my boyfriend decided that we stay the night at a hotel.
He also suggested that in order not to spend too much, we shared one room
only. Isn't he not spendthrift guy?" For the second time her mother nodded
her head in agreement, but with a little concern.
"And finally mum..., I know he is a virgin".
"How did you know he is still a virgin?" The mother asked with repetition.
"Mmm....his 'that one' is new......still wrapped up in plastic, mum!"
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ps: If I got it right this is how this thread with jokes works xd
