FML -- Funny and True, except when it happens to you

For those who don't know it yet; its a site under the slogan 'funny and true, except when it happens to you!'. Basically people share their 'fuck my life' moments there, and its a pretty fun read. So, if you're bored and miss those lmao moments then just..visit it

http://www.fmylife.com/

Share your best finds here.

Example
Today, I traded seats with the man sitting next to me on a transatlantic flight home from Italy, since he said he got motion sickness if he couldn't see out the window. An hour later, he thanked me by throwing up into my lap. FML

The best one:

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Today, my boyfriend finally called me after a week of barely any communication. He wanted to talk to my brother about Call of Duty. FML

I loled so hard on this. That is a true gamer .

Haha, you deserved it for laughin at him. Though if I was there I would laugh at both of you so hard.

Here is something that happened just now.

Finally finished my Sovereign Intro video after many hours of work. Woke up this morning and its raining outside and storming a bit. Anyways I started to render my video which takes 20 minutes and at 93% the power restarts cause of the storm..... FML, lol.

~Sealed