[Game] Your wish has been granted..

granted but its the grossest McDo ever n u get closed by the food rating ppl(michelin ppl idk?) and all ur money is taken
i wish i had a gun to kill my dad

Granted, but it's a toy gun. This isn't America where you are walkin' around with a gun below 18 Knifes are perfectly fine though..youth these days.

I wish I could fight in style involving guns & swords simultaneously!

Granted but only in Final Fantasy VIII.

Nothing to grant. @.@

I wish I could be able to talk with animals.

granted but u cant hear humans or speak their languages and over time u become a rabbit haha

i wish i could finally beat FF13 on the 360

granted but no1 will know w/e ur sayin by that >.<
i wish i had the power to change my skin into stainless-bulletproof steel... like Collosus in X-Men

Your wish has been granted but now everyone exhales chlorine and it corrodes your armor.
I wish I where a mermaid!

Granted, but unless a few things change on your part history will repeat itself.

I wish our HotK legion will reach lv2 today!

granted but the GMs think of us as a threat to the game itself and bans us all
i wish i was lv 50 with all my chars on AION already >.<

Granted but Aion's player base plumits even more!!
I wish I had a super computer and could play HOTK without getting frozen.

granted but NASA confiscates it for scientific research

i wish i had wings (it's weird but it would be cool)

Granted but they are tiny and useless.
I wish I had your turbo slugs shell and rocket pack!

Granted, but you can't control it and you fly directly into the new Acid factory across the town. Have fun getting disintegrated.

I wish I could play Gaika today, god damn it!

Granted, but you'll be alone in the cold cold world

I wish I had a lot more time

granted but ur biological clock will freak n u die of a heartattack ^^
i wish i won the lottory every day

Granted but the lottery is just 1$ per day.

I wish i had magic powers

Granted, but the dangerous potential you hold is enough to make you the public #1 enemy of humanity. While being hunted down by everyone, aliens detect your powers and abduct you for use as a living experiment.

I wish I was less creative with this.

Granted but you have such low creactivity that you got kicked out of the guild.

I wish i went back on time to the 14th century in Japan.

Granted, but your sudden appearance startles a Samurai who draws his katana and slashes you in half. Coming from the modern age, you stand zero chance and die.

I wish for an English translation of my favorite Japanese game!

Granted, but It's going to be in All your base are belong to us english and you are rofling so hard from it you'll choke and die.

I wish they would release the next ZELDA game already!!

granted but you can't buy it because it's too expensive, only bill gates can buy the game

i wish i had a pizza

granted but it has slugs, toxic waste and a dead gerbil on it ^^
i wish i had the same wings as my Amsodian priest(AION)

Granted, but you become a famous bird/man hybrid along hunters all over the world and you are constantly trying to escape until someone finally gets you and hangs your head on his wall.

I wish I could turn invisible, with my clothes of course, I don't wanna run around naked lol.