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| Subject: Re: [Game] The Eternal story. Sat Nov 06, 2010 5:56 am | |
| The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles in Los Angeles. After drinking german blood he realized that Germans taste awful. He spit his son on his snowboarding clothes. After he jumped from a cliff and saw a flying carpet, he almost shit on CaoCao's wife and fainted.
When he claimed his shit, he knew that was not what he wanted. So then he kicked a kid all the way to London, when he arrived in England he had the feeling God was cursing his mom. He knew that his destiny was yet to be decided.
Although beans attacked like crazy, Xin Zhao cried, "Never! You shall dance for glory." Meanwhile London exploded from a giant fart that was coming from The Queen of China. She was eating blue cheese while taking drugs from Pakistan.
The Turbo Snail heard about it and he decided to street race with Vin Diesel to win Angelina Jolie's heart and marry her. After The great warrior of shu saw this event he brushed his teeth with a toilet brush. So he got his dogs to attack CaoCao's stairs and rape trees. CaoCao knew it, so he ordered five giraffes to kill his mother. His mother survived by using a ninja's Katana and a pair of socks. Xin Zhao expected his army to go play poker and get drunk. Meanwhile a giant can o' beer appeared in Disney Land and Mickey Mouse pissed on Goofy. Lu Bu was impressed, therefor he blew the candles off the table. Furion is an awesome clown pervert and is hot. CaoCao then hired a ninja monkey to open widely his mouth and scream "HALLELUJAH!". An elephant kicked a banana to CaoCao`s sister and it hit her cat.
Chuck Norris was fighting against CaoCao's grandmother and eating her leg. CaoCao's friend shit his elephant and died. CaoCao wanted over 9000 elephants eating Schnitzels. However, Chuck Norris didn't hesitate a moment. When he saw a lollipop that tastes | |
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| Subject: Re: [Game] The Eternal story. Sat Nov 06, 2010 8:00 am | |
| The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles in Los Angeles. After drinking german blood he realized that Germans taste awful. He spit his son on his snowboarding clothes. After he jumped from a cliff and saw a flying carpet, he almost shit on CaoCao's wife and fainted.
When he claimed his shit, he knew that was not what he wanted. So then he kicked a kid all the way to London, when he arrived in England he had the feeling God was cursing his mom. He knew that his destiny was yet to be decided.
Although beans attacked like crazy, Xin Zhao cried, "Never! You shall dance for glory." Meanwhile London exploded from a giant fart that was coming from The Queen of China. She was eating blue cheese while taking drugs from Pakistan.
The Turbo Snail heard about it and he decided to street race with Vin Diesel to win Angelina Jolie's heart and marry her. After The great warrior of shu saw this event he brushed his teeth with a toilet brush. So he got his dogs to attack CaoCao's stairs and rape trees. CaoCao knew it, so he ordered five giraffes to kill his mother. His mother survived by using a ninja's Katana and a pair of socks. Xin Zhao expected his army to go play poker and get drunk. Meanwhile a giant can o' beer appeared in Disney Land and Mickey Mouse pissed on Goofy. Lu Bu was impressed, therefor he blew the candles off the table. Furion is an awesome clown pervert and is hot. CaoCao then hired a ninja monkey to open widely his mouth and scream "HALLELUJAH!". An elephant kicked a banana to CaoCao`s sister and it hit her cat.
Chuck Norris was fighting against CaoCao's grandmother and eating her leg. CaoCao's friend shit his elephant and died. CaoCao wanted over 9000 elephants eating Schnitzels. However, Chuck Norris didn't hesitate a moment. When he saw a lollipop that tastes like tuna
And so on......... | |
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| Subject: Re: [Game] The Eternal story. Sat Nov 06, 2010 9:06 am | |
| - Araemus wrote:
- The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles in Los Angeles. After drinking german blood he realized that Germans taste awful. He spit his son on his snowboarding clothes. After he jumped from a cliff and saw a flying carpet, he almost shit on CaoCao's wife and fainted.
When he claimed his shit, he knew that was not what he wanted. So then he kicked a kid all the way to London, when he arrived in England he had the feeling God was cursing his mom. He knew that his destiny was yet to be decided.
Although beans attacked like crazy, Xin Zhao cried, "Never! You shall dance for glory." Meanwhile London exploded from a giant fart that was coming from The Queen of China. She was eating blue cheese while taking drugs from Pakistan.
The Turbo Snail heard about it and he decided to street race with Vin Diesel to win Angelina Jolie's heart and marry her. After The great warrior of shu saw this event he brushed his teeth with a toilet brush. So he got his dogs to attack CaoCao's stairs and rape trees. CaoCao knew it, so he ordered five giraffes to kill his mother. His mother survived by using a ninja's Katana and a pair of socks. Xin Zhao expected his army to go play poker and get drunk. Meanwhile a giant can o' beer appeared in Disney Land and Mickey Mouse pissed on Goofy. Lu Bu was impressed, therefor he blew the candles off the table. Furion is an awesome clown pervert and is hot. CaoCao then hired a ninja monkey to open widely his mouth and scream "HALLELUJAH!". An elephant kicked a banana to CaoCao`s sister and it hit her cat.
Chuck Norris was fighting against CaoCao's grandmother and eating her leg. CaoCao's friend shit his elephant and died. CaoCao wanted over 9000 elephants eating Schnitzels. However, Chuck Norris didn't hesitate a moment. When he saw a lollipop that tastes like tuna. The end
And so on......... |
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| Subject: Re: [Game] The Eternal story. Sat Nov 06, 2010 9:06 am | |
| ]The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles in Los Angeles. After drinking german blood he realized that Germans taste awful. He spit his son on his snowboarding clothes. After he jumped from a cliff and saw a flying carpet, he almost shit on CaoCao's wife and fainted.
When he claimed his shit, he knew that was not what he wanted. So then he kicked a kid all the way to London, when he arrived in England he had the feeling God was cursing his mom. He knew that his destiny was yet to be decided.
Although beans attacked like crazy, Xin Zhao cried, "Never! You shall dance for glory." Meanwhile London exploded from a giant fart that was coming from The Queen of China. She was eating blue cheese while taking drugs from Pakistan.
The Turbo Snail heard about it and he decided to street race with Vin Diesel to win Angelina Jolie's heart and marry her. After The great warrior of shu saw this event he brushed his teeth with a toilet brush. So he got his dogs to attack CaoCao's stairs and rape trees. CaoCao knew it, so he ordered five giraffes to kill his mother. His mother survived by using a ninja's Katana and a pair of socks. Xin Zhao expected his army to go play poker and get drunk. Meanwhile a giant can o' beer appeared in Disney Land and Mickey Mouse pissed on Goofy. Lu Bu was impressed, therefor he blew the candles off the table. Furion is an awesome clown pervert and is hot. CaoCao then hired a ninja monkey to open widely his mouth and scream "HALLELUJAH!". An elephant kicked a banana to CaoCao`s sister and it hit her cat.
Chuck Norris was fighting against CaoCao's grandmother and eating her leg. CaoCao's friend shit his elephant and died. CaoCao wanted over 9000 elephants eating Schnitzels. However, Chuck Norris didn't hesitate a moment. When he saw a lollipop that tastes like tuna. The end
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| Subject: Re: [Game] The Eternal story. Sat Nov 06, 2010 9:21 am | |
| The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles in Los Angeles. After drinking german blood he realized that Germans taste awful. He spit his son on his snowboarding clothes. After he jumped from a cliff and saw a flying carpet, he almost shit on CaoCao's wife and fainted. When he claimed his shit, he knew that was not what he wanted. So then he kicked a kid all the way to London, when he arrived in England he had the feeling God was cursing his mom. He knew that his destiny was yet to be decided. Although beans attacked like crazy, Xin Zhao cried, "Never! You shall dance for glory." Meanwhile London exploded from a giant fart that was coming from The Queen of China. She was eating blue cheese while taking drugs from Pakistan. The Turbo Snail heard about it and he decided to street race with Vin Diesel to win Angelina Jolie's heart and marry her. After The great warrior of shu saw this event he brushed his teeth with a toilet brush. So he got his dogs to attack CaoCao's stairs and rape trees. CaoCao knew it, so he ordered five giraffes to kill his mother. His mother survived by using a ninja's Katana and a pair of socks. Xin Zhao expected his army to go play poker and get drunk. Meanwhile a giant can o' beer appeared in Disney Land and Mickey Mouse pissed on Goofy. Lu Bu was impressed, therefor he blew the candles off the table. Furion is an awesome clown pervert and is hot. CaoCao then hired a ninja monkey to open widely his mouth and scream "HALLELUJAH!". An elephant kicked a banana to CaoCao`s sister and it hit her cat. Chuck Norris was fighting against CaoCao's grandmother and eating her leg. CaoCao's friend shit his elephant and died. CaoCao wanted over 9000 elephants eating Schnitzels. However, Chuck Norris didn't hesitate a moment. When he saw a lollipop that tastes like tuna. The end seemed to be... This time, I thought the thread would stay dead. Hurray for our lovely necromancers! | |
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| Subject: Re: [Game] The Eternal story. Sat Nov 06, 2010 11:09 am | |
| The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles in Los Angeles. After drinking german blood he realized that Germans taste awful. He spit his son on his snowboarding clothes. After he jumped from a cliff and saw a flying carpet, he almost shit on CaoCao's wife and fainted.
When he claimed his shit, he knew that was not what he wanted. So then he kicked a kid all the way to London, when he arrived in England he had the feeling God was cursing his mom. He knew that his destiny was yet to be decided.
Although beans attacked like crazy, Xin Zhao cried, "Never! You shall dance for glory." Meanwhile London exploded from a giant fart that was coming from The Queen of China. She was eating blue cheese while taking drugs from Pakistan.
The Turbo Snail heard about it and he decided to street race with Vin Diesel to win Angelina Jolie's heart and marry her. After The great warrior of shu saw this event he brushed his teeth with a toilet brush. So he got his dogs to attack CaoCao's stairs and rape trees. CaoCao knew it, so he ordered five giraffes to kill his mother. His mother survived by using a ninja's Katana and a pair of socks. Xin Zhao expected his army to go play poker and get drunk. Meanwhile a giant can o' beer appeared in Disney Land and Mickey Mouse pissed on Goofy. Lu Bu was impressed, therefor he blew the candles off the table. Furion is an awesome clown pervert and is hot. CaoCao then hired a ninja monkey to open widely his mouth and scream "HALLELUJAH!". An elephant kicked a banana to CaoCao`s sister and it hit her cat.
Chuck Norris was fighting against CaoCao's grandmother and eating her leg. CaoCao's friend shit his elephant and died. CaoCao wanted over 9000 elephants eating Schnitzels. However, Chuck Norris didn't hesitate a moment. When he saw a lollipop that tastes like tuna. The end seemed to be...near
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| Subject: Re: [Game] The Eternal story. Mon Nov 15, 2010 4:37 pm | |
| The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles in Los Angeles. After drinking german blood he realized that Germans taste awful. He spit his son on his snowboarding clothes. After he jumped from a cliff and saw a flying carpet, he almost shit on CaoCao's wife and fainted.
When he claimed his shit, he knew that was not what he wanted. So then he kicked a kid all the way to London, when he arrived in England he had the feeling God was cursing his mom. He knew that his destiny was yet to be decided.
Although beans attacked like crazy, Xin Zhao cried, "Never! You shall dance for glory." Meanwhile London exploded from a giant fart that was coming from The Queen of China. She was eating blue cheese while taking drugs from Pakistan.
The Turbo Snail heard about it and he decided to street race with Vin Diesel to win Angelina Jolie's heart and marry her. After The great warrior of shu saw this event he brushed his teeth with a toilet brush. So he got his dogs to attack CaoCao's stairs and rape trees. CaoCao knew it, so he ordered five giraffes to kill his mother. His mother survived by using a ninja's Katana and a pair of socks. Xin Zhao expected his army to go play poker and get drunk. Meanwhile a giant can o' beer appeared in Disney Land and Mickey Mouse pissed on Goofy. Lu Bu was impressed, therefor he blew the candles off the table. Furion is an awesome clown pervert and is hot. CaoCao then hired a ninja monkey to open widely his mouth and scream "HALLELUJAH!". An elephant kicked a banana to CaoCao`s sister and it hit her cat.
Chuck Norris was fighting against CaoCao's grandmother and eating her leg. CaoCao's friend shit his elephant and died. CaoCao wanted over 9000 elephants eating Schnitzels. However, Chuck Norris didn't hesitate a moment. When he saw a lollipop that tastes like tuna. The end seemed to be...nearly starting... |
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| Subject: Re: [Game] The Eternal story. Tue Nov 16, 2010 11:40 pm | |
| The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles in Los Angeles. After drinking german blood he realized that Germans taste awful. He spit his son on his snowboarding clothes. After he jumped from a cliff and saw a flying carpet, he almost shit on CaoCao's wife and fainted.
When he claimed his shit, he knew that was not what he wanted. So then he kicked a kid all the way to London, when he arrived in England he had the feeling God was cursing his mom. He knew that his destiny was yet to be decided.
Although beans attacked like crazy, Xin Zhao cried, "Never! You shall dance for glory." Meanwhile London exploded from a giant fart that was coming from The Queen of China. She was eating blue cheese while taking drugs from Pakistan.
The Turbo Snail heard about it and he decided to street race with Vin Diesel to win Angelina Jolie's heart and marry her. After The great warrior of shu saw this event he brushed his teeth with a toilet brush. So he got his dogs to attack CaoCao's stairs and rape trees. CaoCao knew it, so he ordered five giraffes to kill his mother. His mother survived by using a ninja's Katana and a pair of socks. Xin Zhao expected his army to go play poker and get drunk. Meanwhile a giant can o' beer appeared in Disney Land and Mickey Mouse pissed on Goofy. Lu Bu was impressed, therefor he blew the candles off the table. Furion is an awesome clown pervert and is hot. CaoCao then hired a ninja monkey to open widely his mouth and scream "HALLELUJAH!". An elephant kicked a banana to CaoCao`s sister and it hit her cat.
Chuck Norris was fighting against CaoCao's grandmother and eating her leg. CaoCao's friend shit his elephant and died. CaoCao wanted over 9000 elephants eating Schnitzels. However, Chuck Norris didn't hesitate a moment. When he saw a lollipop that tastes like tuna. The end seemed to be...nearly starting an... |
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| Subject: Re: [Game] The Eternal story. Tue Nov 16, 2010 11:59 pm | |
| The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles in Los Angeles. After drinking german blood he realized that Germans taste awful. He spit his son on his snowboarding clothes. After he jumped from a cliff and saw a flying carpet, he almost shit on CaoCao's wife and fainted.
When he claimed his shit, he knew that was not what he wanted. So then he kicked a kid all the way to London, when he arrived in England he had the feeling God was cursing his mom. He knew that his destiny was yet to be decided.
Although beans attacked like crazy, Xin Zhao cried, "Never! You shall dance for glory." Meanwhile London exploded from a giant fart that was coming from The Queen of China. She was eating blue cheese while taking drugs from Pakistan.
The Turbo Snail heard about it and he decided to street race with Vin Diesel to win Angelina Jolie's heart and marry her. After The great warrior of shu saw this event he brushed his teeth with a toilet brush. So he got his dogs to attack CaoCao's stairs and rape trees. CaoCao knew it, so he ordered five giraffes to kill his mother. His mother survived by using a ninja's Katana and a pair of socks. Xin Zhao expected his army to go play poker and get drunk. Meanwhile a giant can o' beer appeared in Disney Land and Mickey Mouse pissed on Goofy. Lu Bu was impressed, therefor he blew the candles off the table. Furion is an awesome clown pervert and is hot. CaoCao then hired a ninja monkey to open widely his mouth and scream "HALLELUJAH!". An elephant kicked a banana to CaoCao`s sister and it hit her cat.
Chuck Norris was fighting against CaoCao's grandmother and eating her leg. CaoCao's friend shit his elephant and died. CaoCao wanted over 9000 elephants eating Schnitzels. However, Chuck Norris didn't hesitate a moment. When he saw a lollipop that tastes like tuna. The end seemed to be nearly starting an African Chrismas ...
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| Subject: Re: [Game] The Eternal story. Wed Nov 17, 2010 12:01 am | |
| he great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles in Los Angeles. After drinking german blood he realized that Germans taste awful. He spit his son on his snowboarding clothes. After he jumped from a cliff and saw a flying carpet, he almost shit on CaoCao's wife and fainted.
When he claimed his shit, he knew that was not what he wanted. So then he kicked a kid all the way to London, when he arrived in England he had the feeling God was cursing his mom. He knew that his destiny was yet to be decided.
Although beans attacked like crazy, Xin Zhao cried, "Never! You shall dance for glory." Meanwhile London exploded from a giant fart that was coming from The Queen of China. She was eating blue cheese while taking drugs from Pakistan.
The Turbo Snail heard about it and he decided to street race with Vin Diesel to win Angelina Jolie's heart and marry her. After The great warrior of shu saw this event he brushed his teeth with a toilet brush. So he got his dogs to attack CaoCao's stairs and rape trees. CaoCao knew it, so he ordered five giraffes to kill his mother. His mother survived by using a ninja's Katana and a pair of socks. Xin Zhao expected his army to go play poker and get drunk. Meanwhile a giant can o' beer appeared in Disney Land and Mickey Mouse pissed on Goofy. Lu Bu was impressed, therefor he blew the candles off the table. Furion is an awesome clown pervert and is hot. CaoCao then hired a ninja monkey to open widely his mouth and scream "HALLELUJAH!". An elephant kicked a banana to CaoCao`s sister and it hit her cat.
Chuck Norris was fighting against CaoCao's grandmother and eating her leg. CaoCao's friend shit his elephant and died. CaoCao wanted over 9000 elephants eating Schnitzels. However, Chuck Norris didn't hesitate a moment. When he saw a lollipop that tastes like tuna. The end seemed to be...nearly starting an African Chrismas party for |
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| Subject: Re: [Game] The Eternal story. Wed Nov 17, 2010 7:30 pm | |
| he great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles in Los Angeles. After drinking german blood he realized that Germans taste awful. He spit his son on his snowboarding clothes. After he jumped from a cliff and saw a flying carpet, he almost shit on CaoCao's wife and fainted.
When he claimed his shit, he knew that was not what he wanted. So then he kicked a kid all the way to London, when he arrived in England he had the feeling God was cursing his mom. He knew that his destiny was yet to be decided.
Although beans attacked like crazy, Xin Zhao cried, "Never! You shall dance for glory." Meanwhile London exploded from a giant fart that was coming from The Queen of China. She was eating blue cheese while taking drugs from Pakistan.
The Turbo Snail heard about it and he decided to street race with Vin Diesel to win Angelina Jolie's heart and marry her. After The great warrior of shu saw this event he brushed his teeth with a toilet brush. So he got his dogs to attack CaoCao's stairs and rape trees. CaoCao knew it, so he ordered five giraffes to kill his mother. His mother survived by using a ninja's Katana and a pair of socks. Xin Zhao expected his army to go play poker and get drunk. Meanwhile a giant can o' beer appeared in Disney Land and Mickey Mouse pissed on Goofy. Lu Bu was impressed, therefor he blew the candles off the table. Furion is an awesome clown pervert and is hot. CaoCao then hired a ninja monkey to open widely his mouth and scream "HALLELUJAH!". An elephant kicked a banana to CaoCao`s sister and it hit her cat.
Chuck Norris was fighting against CaoCao's grandmother and eating her leg. CaoCao's friend shit his elephant and died. CaoCao wanted over 9000 elephants eating Schnitzels. However, Chuck Norris didn't hesitate a moment. When he saw a lollipop that tastes like tuna. The end seemed to be...nearly starting an African Chrismas party for Satan's | |
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| Subject: Re: [Game] The Eternal story. Wed Nov 17, 2010 8:54 pm | |
| The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles in Los Angeles. After drinking german blood he realized that Germans taste awful. He spit his son on his snowboarding clothes. After he jumped from a cliff and saw a flying carpet, he almost shit on CaoCao's wife and fainted.
When he claimed his shit, he knew that was not what he wanted. So then he kicked a kid all the way to London, when he arrived in England he had the feeling God was cursing his mom. He knew that his destiny was yet to be decided.
Although beans attacked like crazy, Xin Zhao cried, "Never! You shall dance for glory." Meanwhile London exploded from a giant fart that was coming from The Queen of China. She was eating blue cheese while taking drugs from Pakistan.
The Turbo Snail heard about it and he decided to street race with Vin Diesel to win Angelina Jolie's heart and marry her. After The great warrior of shu saw this event he brushed his teeth with a toilet brush. So he got his dogs to attack CaoCao's stairs and rape trees. CaoCao knew it, so he ordered five giraffes to kill his mother. His mother survived by using a ninja's Katana and a pair of socks. Xin Zhao expected his army to go play poker and get drunk. Meanwhile a giant can o' beer appeared in Disney Land and Mickey Mouse pissed on Goofy. Lu Bu was impressed, therefor he blew the candles off the table. Furion is an awesome clown pervert and is hot. CaoCao then hired a ninja monkey to open widely his mouth and scream "HALLELUJAH!". An elephant kicked a banana to CaoCao`s sister and it hit her cat.
Chuck Norris was fighting against CaoCao's grandmother and eating her leg. CaoCao's friend shit his elephant and died. CaoCao wanted over 9000 elephants eating Schnitzels. However, Chuck Norris didn't hesitate a moment. When he saw a lollipop that tastes like tuna. The end seemed to be...nearly starting an African Chrismas party for Satan's puppet... | |
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| Subject: Re: [Game] The Eternal story. Wed Nov 17, 2010 9:01 pm | |
| Subject: Re: [Game] The Eternal story. Today at 14:54 The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles in Los Angeles. After drinking german blood he realized that Germans taste awful. He spit his son on his snowboarding clothes. After he jumped from a cliff and saw a flying carpet, he almost shit on CaoCao's wife and fainted.
When he claimed his shit, he knew that was not what he wanted. So then he kicked a kid all the way to London, when he arrived in England he had the feeling God was cursing his mom. He knew that his destiny was yet to be decided.
Although beans attacked like crazy, Xin Zhao cried, "Never! You shall dance for glory." Meanwhile London exploded from a giant fart that was coming from The Queen of China. She was eating blue cheese while taking drugs from Pakistan.
The Turbo Snail heard about it and he decided to street race with Vin Diesel to win Angelina Jolie's heart and marry her. After The great warrior of shu saw this event he brushed his teeth with a toilet brush. So he got his dogs to attack CaoCao's stairs and rape trees. CaoCao knew it, so he ordered five giraffes to kill his mother. His mother survived by using a ninja's Katana and a pair of socks. Xin Zhao expected his army to go play poker and get drunk. Meanwhile a giant can o' beer appeared in Disney Land and Mickey Mouse pissed on Goofy. Lu Bu was impressed, therefor he blew the candles off the table. Furion is an awesome clown pervert and is hot. CaoCao then hired a ninja monkey to open widely his mouth and scream "HALLELUJAH!". An elephant kicked a banana to CaoCao`s sister and it hit her cat.
Chuck Norris was fighting against CaoCao's grandmother and eating her leg. CaoCao's friend shit his elephant and died. CaoCao wanted over 9000 elephants eating Schnitzels. However, Chuck Norris didn't hesitate a moment. When he saw a lollipop that tastes like tuna. The end seemed to be...nearly starting an African Chrismas party for Satan's puppet killing | |
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| Subject: Re: [Game] The Eternal story. Thu Nov 18, 2010 6:38 pm | |
| The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles in Los Angeles. After drinking german blood he realized that Germans taste awful. He spit his son on his snowboarding clothes. After he jumped from a cliff and saw a flying carpet, he almost shit on CaoCao's wife and fainted.
When he claimed his shit, he knew that was not what he wanted. So then he kicked a kid all the way to London, when he arrived in England he had the feeling God was cursing his mom. He knew that his destiny was yet to be decided.
Although beans attacked like crazy, Xin Zhao cried, "Never! You shall dance for glory." Meanwhile London exploded from a giant fart that was coming from The Queen of China. She was eating blue cheese while taking drugs from Pakistan.
The Turbo Snail heard about it and he decided to street race with Vin Diesel to win Angelina Jolie's heart and marry her. After The great warrior of shu saw this event he brushed his teeth with a toilet brush. So he got his dogs to attack CaoCao's stairs and rape trees. CaoCao knew it, so he ordered five giraffes to kill his mother. His mother survived by using a ninja's Katana and a pair of socks. Xin Zhao expected his army to go play poker and get drunk. Meanwhile a giant can o' beer appeared in Disney Land and Mickey Mouse pissed on Goofy. Lu Bu was impressed, therefor he blew the candles off the table. Furion is an awesome clown pervert and is hot. CaoCao then hired a ninja monkey to open widely his mouth and scream "HALLELUJAH!". An elephant kicked a banana to CaoCao`s sister and it hit her cat.
Chuck Norris was fighting against CaoCao's grandmother and eating her leg. CaoCao's friend shit his elephant and died. CaoCao wanted over 9000 elephants eating Schnitzels. However, Chuck Norris didn't hesitate a moment. When he saw a lollipop that tastes like tuna. The end seemed to be...nearly starting an African Christmas party for Satan's puppet killing koala bear, who | |
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| Subject: Re: [Game] The Eternal story. Thu Nov 18, 2010 7:57 pm | |
| The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles in Los Angeles. After drinking german blood he realized that Germans taste awful. He spit his son on his snowboarding clothes. After he jumped from a cliff and saw a flying carpet, he almost shit on CaoCao's wife and fainted.
When he claimed his shit, he knew that was not what he wanted. So then he kicked a kid all the way to London, when he arrived in England he had the feeling God was cursing his mom. He knew that his destiny was yet to be decided.
Although beans attacked like crazy, Xin Zhao cried, "Never! You shall dance for glory." Meanwhile London exploded from a giant fart that was coming from The Queen of China. She was eating blue cheese while taking drugs from Pakistan.
The Turbo Snail heard about it and he decided to street race with Vin Diesel to win Angelina Jolie's heart and marry her. After The great warrior of shu saw this event he brushed his teeth with a toilet brush. So he got his dogs to attack CaoCao's stairs and rape trees. CaoCao knew it, so he ordered five giraffes to kill his mother. His mother survived by using a ninja's Katana and a pair of socks. Xin Zhao expected his army to go play poker and get drunk. Meanwhile a giant can o' beer appeared in Disney Land and Mickey Mouse pissed on Goofy. Lu Bu was impressed, therefor he blew the candles off the table. Furion is an awesome clown pervert and is hot. CaoCao then hired a ninja monkey to open widely his mouth and scream "HALLELUJAH!". An elephant kicked a banana to CaoCao`s sister and it hit her cat.
Chuck Norris was fighting against CaoCao's grandmother and eating her leg. CaoCao's friend shit his elephant and died. CaoCao wanted over 9000 elephants eating Schnitzels. However, Chuck Norris didn't hesitate a moment. When he saw a lollipop that tastes like tuna. The end seemed to be...nearly starting an African Christmas party for Satan's puppet killing koala bear, who saw upon the winds the wings of the herald of death, | |
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| Subject: Re: [Game] The Eternal story. Thu 18 Nov - 13:57 The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles in Los Angeles. After drinking german blood he realized that Germans taste awful. He spit his son on his snowboarding clothes. After he jumped from a cliff and saw a flying carpet, he almost shit on CaoCao's wife and fainted.
When he claimed his shit, he knew that was not what he wanted. So then he kicked a kid all the way to London, when he arrived in England he had the feeling God was cursing his mom. He knew that his destiny was yet to be decided.
Although beans attacked like crazy, Xin Zhao cried, "Never! You shall dance for glory." Meanwhile London exploded from a giant fart that was coming from The Queen of China. She was eating blue cheese while taking drugs from Pakistan.
The Turbo Snail heard about it and he decided to street race with Vin Diesel to win Angelina Jolie's heart and marry her. After The great warrior of shu saw this event he brushed his teeth with a toilet brush. So he got his dogs to attack CaoCao's stairs and rape trees. CaoCao knew it, so he ordered five giraffes to kill his mother. His mother survived by using a ninja's Katana and a pair of socks. Xin Zhao expected his army to go play poker and get drunk. Meanwhile a giant can o' beer appeared in Disney Land and Mickey Mouse pissed on Goofy. Lu Bu was impressed, therefor he blew the candles off the table. Furion is an awesome clown pervert and is hot. CaoCao then hired a ninja monkey to open widely his mouth and scream "HALLELUJAH!". An elephant kicked a banana to CaoCao`s sister and it hit her cat.
Chuck Norris was fighting against CaoCao's grandmother and eating her leg. CaoCao's friend shit his elephant and died. CaoCao wanted over 9000 elephants eating Schnitzels. However, Chuck Norris didn't hesitate a moment. When he saw a lollipop that tastes like tuna. The end seemed to be...nearly starting an African Christmas party for Satan's puppet killing koala bear, who saw upon the winds the wings of the herald of death, pwning her. | |
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