[Game] The Eternal story.

Yep, you read it right! I'm bored enough to open a thread like this! Blame me if you want (or better don't).

Well for everyone who doesn't know how these go:

The first one (who's obviously going to be me) is going to post a word like: "The..."
The next one adds another word like: "The Guy..."
The next one adds yet another word like: "The Guy who..."

And so on... for eternity . And if you need to comment on the story, add your word and write your comment two lines below the story and maybe even in another color, to avoid confusion like this:
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The guy who...

"Oh god where is this going? o0"
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Ok i hope everybody got it now! It's real easy and fun, I did this on almost every forum i was on until now and I want to share the fun (mass spamz) with you guys too .


Let's get started:


The...


"Who would have thought? "

The great..

The great warrior...

The great warrior of..

The great warrior of Shu...

The great warrior of Shu was...

The great warrior of Shu was a

The great warrior of Shu was a dirty...

The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old...

The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man...


"What the hell? "

The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who ...

he great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields

The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink ..

The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatchets...

The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatchets while...

The great warriot of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing...

The great warriot of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. ...

The great warriot of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He ...


"This is ehm.... interesting O.o"

The great warriot of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would ...

The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like...

The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to...

The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke ...

The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles ...

*Let's get this crazy train rolling *

The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles in ....


"This sure is gonna be one weird story "

The great warrior of Shu was a dirty old man who wields pink hatches while doing backflips. He would like to poke crocodiles in Log Angeles ...

*A city should count as one word here..*