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PostSubject: Imperium Stand up Comedy Series   Fri May 06, 2011 3:45 pm

This will start as a contest suggested by YupYupNL but after the contest we can make this a regular thread which would be fun.

Now Basically you have to make a joke about forsaken world(characters etc.) stand up comedy style. The Best joke will get 5g from yupyup
So go on post your jokes and i will post mine when i get back... EU Imperium invited hehehe
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PostSubject: Re: Imperium Stand up Comedy Series   Sat May 07, 2011 12:51 am

Three Vampires are sitting at Charlie's Tavern, suddenly one of them gets up, goes outside and comes back an hour later with his mouth full of blood, the others asked him what happened, he said that he bit all the people across the street. Later the second vampire goes outside and comes back two hours later with his face and a bit of his shirt full of blood and he claims he bit the entire north area of the city, after that the third vampire goes outside and comes back six hours later with his entire body covered with blood, the others asked him what happened, he told them: "you see that tree over there?", they answered yes so he said: "well I didn't...".

lol idk if its a really good one and sorry for the bad grammer xD
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PostSubject: Re: Imperium Stand up Comedy Series   Sat May 07, 2011 3:34 pm

hehe.. oh and if ur from FW EU server pls include ur ign cuz yupyup said it shld be contest between guildies Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Imperium Stand up Comedy Series   Sat May 07, 2011 4:51 pm

He is. Anyway, Odi, you should not be that lazy and just check the roster tongue . There you can find IGN and forum name of our guild members. Lazy lazy ppl. Punished in za corner!
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PostSubject: Re: Imperium Stand up Comedy Series   Sat May 07, 2011 4:57 pm

Crash wrote:
Three Vampires are sitting in a pub, suddenlu one of them gets up, goes outside and comes back an hour later with his mouth full of blood, the others asked him what happened, he said he bit all the people across the street. Later the second vampire goes outside and comes back two hours later with his face and a bit of his shirt full of blood and he claims he bit the entire north area of the city, after that the third vampire goes outside and comes back six hours later with his entire body covered with blood, the others asked him what happened, he told them: "you see that tree over there?", the answered yes so he said: "well I didn't...".

lol idk if its a really good one and sorry for the bad grammer xD
Enjoy Smile
This one actually made me chuckle, nice one Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Imperium Stand up Comedy Series   Sat May 07, 2011 5:41 pm

was wondering if sex jokes are allowed? xD
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PostSubject: Re: Imperium Stand up Comedy Series   Sat May 07, 2011 6:49 pm

All kind of joke (No offence)
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PostSubject: Re: Imperium Stand up Comedy Series   Sat May 07, 2011 7:17 pm

Good Joke Thanny

Mechanics: Btw each member may make 3 jokes(according to yup) and winner gets 5 gold the contest will be til SUNDAY next week. Imperium Stand up Comedy Time

My first joke: Good day I am a vamp and since YupYup is the sponsor for this I cannot help but wonder why is Yup(a stoneman) so rich? Smile

Do you see any vamps makin this kinda contest? of course not I gave 20dim star debris to a member who could find me and Yup here is giving 5g's for the winner of this contest.. Vampires are so poor. Think about it? we are the only characters in FW who do not use our weapons to hit the enemy. Yes the monkey is a weapon. And we don't use em because we don't have money to have em repaired if they do break Very Happy

so if any1 needs that 5g it is me Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Imperium Stand up Comedy Series   Sat May 07, 2011 7:53 pm

Here is my comedy series. Not need more words:


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PostSubject: Re: Imperium Stand up Comedy Series   Sat May 07, 2011 7:55 pm

she gave me war i`m innocent !
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PostSubject: Re: Imperium Stand up Comedy Series   Sat May 07, 2011 11:28 pm

lol squirrel and revy. it is stand up comedy time lol hahaha. rev if u will be alien i will be predator haha
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PostSubject: Re: Imperium Stand up Comedy Series   Sun May 08, 2011 7:33 pm

Sweetnight wrote:
Here is my comedy series. Not need more words:


Inner struggle for power much? Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Imperium Stand up Comedy Series   Sun May 08, 2011 8:03 pm

Can I has be parts of the Ebil Imperiums? xD



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PostSubject: Re: Imperium Stand up Comedy Series   Sun May 08, 2011 8:36 pm

Now watching this system msg is even funnier for some reason.
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PostSubject: Re: Imperium Stand up Comedy Series   Mon May 09, 2011 12:02 pm

@reivalt. yes hahaha. we plotters will take over imperium Very Happy
Revy aka Alien is helping me in exchange for Red Eyes, Boobs, and Immortality hehe. he wants his mage to be a vampire mage lol

LordPopoy yes join the ebil imperiums hahaha
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PostSubject: Re: Imperium Stand up Comedy Series   Wed May 11, 2011 9:32 pm

Two Dwarves are going into a brothel, and take two prostitutes into two rooms that are next to each other, after one of the dwarves had sex with his prostitute, neither she nor him could sleep because they heard all night from the other room: hop!!! hop!!! hop!!!.
The next day the dwarf goes to his friend and tells him: "dude you rock!! but didn't you get tired from doing sex all night?", so the other dwarf told him: "tired?!! I couldn't even reach the bed!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Imperium Stand up Comedy Series   Thu May 12, 2011 12:31 am

Nice one crash Wink
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PostSubject: Re: Imperium Stand up Comedy Series   Thu May 12, 2011 12:39 am

Warning contains foul language Innocent

A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."

The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."
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PostSubject: Re: Imperium Stand up Comedy Series   Thu May 12, 2011 12:47 am

hehe nice, although it doesn't have any connection to FW
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PostSubject: Re: Imperium Stand up Comedy Series   Fri May 13, 2011 12:59 pm

yeah...

lol i laughed at thanny's joke..lol but for fw related well lemme try lol

A Stoneman, Sin, and Priest were having an AOS party. Now as they were fighting the dragon the priest was staying back so he could heal the close ranged people(sin and prot)

Dragon: Rawr! attacks like hell.
Sin: Runs fast toward dragon looks back and realizes he is alone.. Hurry up stoneman Very Happy


Stoneman runs toward the dragon with his big feet: Boom....Boom....Boom..... (stops to breathe) puff puff.. Boom....Boom....Booom... puff puff Boom.... finally! (starts attacking)

Sin: Priest heal me pls!
Priest:Sure

Then the sin dies...

after they killed the dragon sin asks: hey priest why did you not heal me?
Priest: I did.. I healed you 3 times...
Stoneman: Oh so that was were the fast hp regen was coming from Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: Imperium Stand up Comedy Series   Tue May 17, 2011 3:32 pm

So who won? o.o
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