Woman = Evil

Mathematik proof that Woman are evil! I only knew it in german but I try to translate it proper.





Proof: Womand = Evil

We all know that woman costs us time and money

Woman = Money x Time

And we all know that time is money

Time = Money

So: Woman = Money x Money = (Money)²

And we all know, that Money is the root of all evil

Money = the root of Evil (mathematik)

Result: Woman = (root of Evil)²

PROOF: Woman = Evil

''Schnell, zerstören den Beweis!''


Blegh, I'm not that good at german but you get the point

Since I have a similar text in my signature I can see where it comes from..although maths isn't my best point the man who wrote it sure seems familar..maybe it holds a piece of truth

hahaha i can agree on that formula :p

been there and done that is the simplest terms to put it in

Not a fan of Stereotyping.


~Ryuu

As Ryuu said, it is a stereotype.. The women here tend to like going shopping and so on.. And if you can't pay, then your rep goes DOWN!... Which leaves a mark... Though most girls know if their ''boyfriends'' can pay for them or not, though some just don't care and still ask if they can get it... -.-
My first and only girlfriend that I had was when I was 17 or 18.. It was my second year in my cooking school and well.. She was the one who begged for you to buy her items.. and so on.. She certainly had the looks.. But ... Well that was all... At first she seemed somehow cute with her little begging (y'know...) and after that..... The more i gave the more she started to expect.............. You should expect what came after that....... She certainly fits the stereotype up there.. -.-

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We all know that woman costs us time and money

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The women here tend to like going shopping and so on.

While I hate shopping and eat not much - furthermore I'm vegetarian and vegetables are rather cheaper than meat- then outcome is:

...I'm not a woman?


As you see - even if deduction appears to be right I can't agree with that just because it's based on assumptions and dictums. That way you can proof anything you want in formal logic just by resting of proper formula.

JohnnyRico wrote:

Mathematik proof that Woman are evil! I only knew it in german but I try to translate it proper.





Proof: Womand = Evil

We all know that woman costs us time and money

Woman = Money x Time

And we all know that time is money

Time = Money

So: Woman = Money x Money = (Money)²

And we all know, that Money is the root of all evil

Money = the root of Evil (mathematik)

Result: Woman = (root of Evil)²

PROOF: Woman = Evil

pishhh u totally got that from my ipod

Irja wrote:

As you see - even if deduction appears to be right I can't agree with that just because it's based on assumptions and dictums. That way you can proof anything you want in formal logic just by resting of proper formula.

Well the women = evil theory consists only of certain stereotypes, so this theory doesn't apply on all the women, if it would, then the world would be a sadder place . ^^

But it does apply on 90%+ of the women -.-' or am I just unlucky?

I like shopping/spending money, but if a guy would pay everything for me it would make me feel guilty...

Lol, dont lie charm

Maybe the first time a bit, but then you think "Nah, iam worth it and he wants sex so buy me sweet stuff!"

But I kinda think, some here taking this "Proof" a little bit to serious Its just a joke (but with truth in it)

JohnnyRico wrote:

Lol, dont lie charm

Maybe the first time a bit, but then you think "Nah, iam worth it and he wants sex so buy me sweet stuff!"

But I kinda think, some here taking this "Proof" a little bit to serious Its just a joke (but with truth in it)

Its the truth man xD theres aven a formule like that to prove guys are evil.. and then theres one that uses both the formules to prove that girls are x2 more evil than guys.

Just look back.

Why we men were kicked out of Paradise?

Cause the Woman wanna HAVE HAVE HAVE !!!

Its understandable. You can open a shop in a Desert and Offer sand, a woman will come by and say to her husband "Just a quick look"

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But I kinda think, some here taking this "Proof" a little bit to serious Very Happy Its just a joke

Oh,I know it's a joke but I just have this "must correct logic errors" syndrome from university

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But it does apply on 90%+ of the women -.-' or am I just unlucky?

Poor Goldian, you're just unlucky -hug-

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Why we men were kicked out of Paradise?

Cause the Woman wanna HAVE HAVE HAVE !!!

Nah, the snake was male and he tempted her, gave some promises and leave with nothing when she trusted him. Typical

The Snake wasnt male. THere is no gender decriped in the bible. Only that the christians say that the snake was the devil. But like god does the devil dont have a gender!

But still - she didn't take it because she was greedy, just curious And second thing: the reason why women are so for money is that evolution order them to think about children - they must find a men who will be able to take care of her and her baby.
And more money = more babies

Yeah, I am totally fine with that if we forget the Emanzipation and all get our oldschhol rules.

Men working, earn money
Woman take care of household, children

But fact is, that most of them dont want this "old" structures and everything has to be devided fair.

And spening the money for shopping ... didnt see any grocerys in the stoneage

EVery gender has its negative and positive factors

I will quote an famous german comedian (Mario Barth) "Men are pigs, but women too"

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Yeah, I am totally fine with that if we forget the Emanzipation and all get our oldschhol rules.

But it's not a cultural issue? It's more about mechanisms of evolution (even if I'm far away from beeing behaviourist!) - men have those too, you know?

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EVery gender has its negative and positive factors

Of course. I'm not trying to judge which gender is best. I do like both

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"Men are pigs, but women too"

Yup, because women like to wear pink clothes

Irja wrote:

But still - she didn't take it because she was greedy, just curious And second thing: the reason why women are so for money is that evolution order them to think about children - they must find a men who will be able to take care of her and her baby.
And more money = more babies

Old topic but meh.




That in fact, is NOT true! That's how it should be but it isn't in real life. Majority of the women care bout themselves, want a rich dude just so they can get everything they want and dont have to work and do anything for it, just pretend to love the guy. They also prefer a more older guy, that way he'll probably die way before her , in fact she'll even try to get him a heartatk in bed. Once that's done she'll get all his money and sjiet.
That's how women are damnit! Dont come with bs like, 'they care bout their future children' fuck that i know plenty of women blaming their bf/husband for fking up their body and they say they're ugly now (they got pregnant) !

Edit; There are indeed a few expections, and i got the rarest of them all, true love! hopefully xD not caring bout money or anything just the person itself and what he is. That's why i love my gf :T